Emma

I'm not funny but I try to be

[meme-mother-deactivated20180327]

[patrik-star]

Girl: Are you nervous?

Me: Yes

Girl: Is this your first time?

Me: No it isn't. I have been nervous before.

[thespilledquotes]

For a dreamer, night's the only time of the day.

— The Weekend

[matturbated]

I can’t hear you I’m eating chips

[thiccxseas]

No offense summer, but 🖤🎃🍂🕷🔮🕸🌙👁🦇🔪👣⚰️💀🖤🕷🎃🍂🕸🌙👁🦇🕷💀🖤🎃🎃🎃🖤🕷🕸⚰️🦇👁🖤💀🕸🌙🍂⚰️⚰️⚰️🔮🍂🍂🍂🔮🔮🎃🖤🖤🕸💀👁🔪👣💀🖤🍂🎃 🕸💀👁🔪💀🖤🍂🎃🔮🕸🌙👁🦇🕷💀⚰️🖤🕷🖤🕸🔮🕸🌙🦇🕷🎃👣💀🍂🖤💀🕷🕷🌙🌙🎃🍂👣🍂🕸🌙👁🎃🎃🦇🎃💀🔮🕷🌙

[posthumanwanderings]

[svau-deactivated20120828]

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

[katebshope]

GUYS!!!!

She really IS a fucking princess 

[must-be-mythtaken]

Accidentally typed “indistinct buttering” instead of muttering and that is somehow super creepy. Like, you can just barely hear…in the other room…the scrape of a knife against toast.

[soyeahso]

That’s just how it is in England.

[tortillah]

teacher: maybe we should move the test?

me: 

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[hohoehoes]

“buy me mcdonalds and touch my butt”

[iglovequotes]

http://iglovequotes.net/

[unclefather]

[mallomallo-deactivated20141126]

I miss the old rihanna

[hentaishaming-deactivated202007]

[unclefather]

[fedorathexplorer]

that’s gon-

[fedorathexplorer]

that’s gonna leave a-

[boss-hoody]

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

[musica-l]

me after finals