love,life, and friends

[logthelog]

[ninthwardjawn-deactivated201902]

i want someone that is on my level mentally so much. i’m not saying be boring and serious all the time because that’s boring as fuck but don’t be vapid and goofy all the fucking time like??? i want to have some grown ass conversations about shit that’s important. shit that matters. i want to be challenged mentally. i want someone that’s going to make me think about shit from a different perspective. i crave meaningful conversation. i want to be taught a coupla thangs. 

[nnjfhjhdk]

[paperpants-deactivated20140417]

I saw this post on facebook and the comments were full of miserable fucking American parents (for some reason, the other countries were being cool) being all “sprinkles won’t teach them anything” “monster spray will just make them further believe that monsters are real and you are encouraging stupid ideas” “putting glitter on money is illegal, you will be arrested”

The entire thread made me wonder why some miserable cunts are parents after all. Their kids are going to be boring ass stock brokers or something

The facebook post made me this angry too… these ideas are freaking genius

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

Oh for… it is illegal, but holy shit you won’t be arrested unless you’re, like, burning and pissing on currency in front of a bunch of cops (or treasury agents).  Even then they’d probably tell you to quit before they actually pursued charges.  Like, I know a lot of times I’m like “OMG PLEASE STOP” when it comes to defacing currency because it just makes my job harder as a bank employee, but I’m talking about people, like…. writing ‘boner’ on one dollar bills because EVERYONE thinks they’re the first motherfucker to think that one up.  Put glitter on tooth fairy money, do it, don’t worry about the cops coming, jeez.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

What’s wrong with fucking sprinkles? I mean you can’t put them on everything (they’ll sink to the bottom of juice, for example), but putting them on smoothies isn’t going to kill them, so why the fuck not?

[rnoonpie]

Seriously, what? Sprinkles are fun and cute. I would have been all over that shit when I was a kid. I LOVED sprinkles and it’s something my mom would have done for me if she’d thought of it. She already was cutting my peanut butter and honey sandwiches into heart shapes for my school lunches and kissed my imaginary friend Rex good night every night. The fuck is wrong with indulging your kids with cute, fun things like that while they’re really little?

[ruinedchildhood]

He mad cause yo ass wearing crocs

[suckonmynick]

How can you love him when you don’t love yourself?

[kushandwizdom]

[blowjab]

listening to straight people complain about not being able to find someone to date

[foreverrwanderlust]

this is so important

[c-isnenegro]

[thepsychmind]

Pro tips here

[themaidenofthetree]

I want you to imagine a ten year old version of yourself sitting right there on this couch. Now this is the little girl who first believed that she was fat, and ugly, and an embarrassment.

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

This is groundbreaking

[gogetthatbody]

this is my third time rebloging this today. this is so important.

[notactiveonhereanymore]

I have goosebumps

[jenashian-blog]

[emmaxx21-blog]

“I ain’t reply to your text while I was wit the homies cuz my phone was dead, I swear.”

[awwww-cute]

[britishpike]

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

[luxury-andfashion]

[onahighwire]

[disminucion]

[scottdisickpage]

[byrongraffiti]

Scott is the realest nigga alive.

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

80% chance he’s referring to anal