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🌸CAT BAKERY PINK!🌸 I made a pink version of my Cat Bakery sweater design! Pre-orders are now open over at sarahgraley.com/shop!

We had these at MCM London this weekend and we almost ran out of our first print run! Thank you so much to everyone that picked one up!

eatelonmusk-deactivated20231217

hmm no wikipedia i didn't know that. i mean that's pretty high praise tho how impressive could it beOH GODDAMNIT IT'S THE COOLEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

thememedaddy

#I refuse to acknowledge this #you get to stack draw cards #those are the laws

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

This white man is trustworthy in the kitchen

judasclementine-deactivated2023

@doctorstarlock 's comment has passed peer review

randomitemdrop

By now I’m sure most of y’all have seen this video but I just now noticed this:

Item: wrist-mounted spice holster. The Spice Bracer of Dionysus Jones.

theriverbeyond

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

lamignonette

2miles-deactivated20240310

trying to observe beautiful nature but all I can think of is how many cups and spoons this tree can give me

elodieunderglass

Many green woodcarvers (spoon carvers) scamp and forage fallen wood rather than cutting living trees down. It is possible to steal more fallen trees in a month than you can carve in a year. So only scope the trees that are rotated 90• (of this image). No spoons and bowls in vertical trees. Only horizontal

flagellant

Oh sunk-cost fallacy, we're really in it now. We are in fact so really in it that if we quit now then everything we did would have all been for nothing and so we have to keep going in

lezbianz

this is for a part-time job as a barista

inactiveaccount082024

on an application to work the front desk of a hotel

riseofthecommonwoodpile

smartphone storage plateauing in favor of just storing everything in the cloud is such dogshit. i should be able to have like a fucking terabyte of data on my phone at this point. i hate the fucking cloud

riseofthecommonwoodpile

this is gonna make me sound very Old Man Yells At Cloud but i just hate how many things in my life assume i will always have access to a quick, reliable internet connection and almost cease to function without it. Obviously certain things Have To Have An Internet Connection, but i want to be able to listen to music if my service is bad. i want to still watch movies if Netflix is down. i want to have a working map when i can’t get a cell signal. nearly every tech product these days bears the fingerprint of the extremely internet-rich places they are developed, high rent offices in Seattle, San Francisco, etc.. I think often the idea of the internet not being available is so remote to them it doesn’t even factor in to development. i remember when the Xbox One was debuted and Microsoft was almost mockingly like “if you don’t have reliable fast internet, then don’t bother buying this”, and there was such backlash they completely went back on so much of that. But now that attitude is just the tech norm.

#My own damn house does not have good cell phone coverage #in one of the largest metro areas in the country #let alone when we go to our friends' houses who live in more rural areas

natalieironside

If u want to write a story about a character that's just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who's gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.

charlon-lumi

What if someone barges in, points at said character and scream, “Mary Sue!”

natalieironside

Tell them to come back with a warrant

charlon-lumi

This post came across my dash again and now I am having an absolute blast with self insert hotter me that gets the girls and guys everywhere.

natalieironside

This is the Way

natalieironside

#everyday i remember i can write whateveer i want#and then get too embarrassed to do it😕#one day..

jld-az

v8roadworrier

need a permission slip? have a permission slip

incorrectbatfam

Bruce: Would you like something to drink? We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper—

Clark: Spiders?

Bruce: Spiders it is, then.

Clark: No, that wasn't—

Bruce: *already pouring a glass of spiders*

incorrectbatfam

Nice try guys, we all know Australia isn't real

acelessthan3

Posting faggot and queer like 2am gunshots to keep property values on my blog low and scare away assimilationist LGBTs who want to replace my empty lot full of native wildflowers with a 5-over-1 because they're too traumatized by their upbringing to accept the reality of our diverse marginalized community

acelessthan3

The dykes and trannies in the notes have informed me they would like to be included in this commentary on the homogenizing forces of gentrification within the queer community as represented by language discourse around "slur" reclamation

bruno-has-definitely-deactivate

littlehen

potatoesandsunshine

everything u need to know about me can actually be explained by the fact that i read that poem about the serving girl wearing the pearls so they're warm for her mistress when i was like 11 and it rewrote my brain chemistry forever