Which Episode Of LazyTown Is This?

Fluent in bad decisions.

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hacked

tfw twitter and email are hacked and you don't even care because you're used to it then tumblr is hacked and you cry about it all week

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Anywhere AND everywhere. but seriously ima face my fears to catch those rares

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OH MY GOD!! BUCKET LISTED!

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CAUTION: Don’t catch and drive!

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Death for a pikachu

tfw you’re arrested for stepping over an out of bounds area solely to catch a pikachu

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Pokémon Go

At first I thought: Me: Ooh! A Pokemon game on the App Store! This looks fun. *reads that you have to actually walk* Me: Oh.. Like, really walk? Well… That’s a challenge.

No but seriously, I’m already addicted. It’s the war of the teams. I’ve already tripped playing this game, oops.

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#TeamMystic forever! Without humans Pokemon won’t be able to evolve to their full potential. Evolution is the solution! We will not lose! ☁︎

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autocorrect

Me: I'm getting paid tomorrow Phone: I'm getting laid tomorrow

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if this is your family

Mom: constantly overdramatises and overreacts about little things Dad: on mom's side even though he vehemently disagrees with her Brother: makes fun of my interests and gets annoyed at everything AND THEN MY DOG PROBABLY THINKS IM CRAY ASF BUT IS AWESOME ANYWAY!

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Valentine's Day Confession

I'm no inspirational quoter but out of all the days in the year we choose to love on one? It's really just all propaganda. I mean, I could also be salty because I'm still single asf.

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*reads youtube drama*

Me: woowwww! Yes you go dirtyunicorn35! *after reading 10 other messages* Me: wait what did sexydemon1105 say? *scrolls up* Me: NOW THAT'S TUMBLR WORTHY

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im a terrible person

that moment when a kid falls off their scooter and you have to hide your laugh but you look like a whale having a stroke

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me watching horror movies

"I could watch horror movies all night! *12:00* *hears a noise* Ahhhhhh crap, let's watch some Disney!

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doesn't answer my texts

Fine, I'll spam you till you wanna throw your phone out of the window, bitch!

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Do you know that feeling when you fall over or hurt yourself, and you just can't help laughing, and at that moment nothing hurts.