Posts

Yes, I know. It’s terrible.

[emo-plague-rat]

If I ever married someone with the last name “Case,” I’d name my kid Justin

[emo-plague-rat]

My bf: they paid so much for this course *shakes head*

[emo-plague-rat]

*uses animal crackers for auguries*

[emo-plague-rat]

Cheez-Its are LBGTQ+ culture

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Willing to bet u can't give me anxiety over paper towels. If you can, I will personally draw a cute Gaud for the soul.

i get anxious that i won’t have enough to soak up the blood

[winninthebinn]

I believe I owe u some cute art in exchange for this anxiety over paper towels of all fucking things, thanks man ✌️

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Oh my stars and garter snakes I LOVE it ahshdkdjsksjdjd

[emo-plague-rat]

Thought provoking question of the day: what truly makes you feel the most human?

[emo-plague-rat]

Christ, the original foot-fetishist

[emo-plague-rat]

Do more depressed people drink warm beverages because it subconsciously reminds them of human contact?

[emo-plague-rat]

I stg the same people who try to tell women what to do with their bodies (a la abortion) are the same creeps that tell us to smile

Like no sir I’m in customer service dealing with your crusty ass you think I’m happy?? “My daughter is your age” fucking bet ask her how she feels when random strangers tell her something for no reason?? When they don’t to male coworkers??

[emo-plague-rat]

When people say “V as in Victor,” do they mean the name?!? Or like the state of being a victor/winner/champ?

[tatiannamaslany-blog]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

tomorrow

[thecatholicbadwolf-whowaited]

Always reblog NSYNC the day before May

[ackles-wants-snackles-with-cas]

Queueing this for next year

[violets-and-cupcakes]

[bisexualshakespeare]

At least there’s one thing I can count on in this crazy mixed up world

[boxlunches]

oh there he is

[foxes-in-love]

[emo-plague-rat]

“2 outta 3 ain’t bad”

-Patrick Stump

[squeakitties]

sensually massaging WD-40 into your robot gf’s joints

[katelyndanger]

WD-40 is a terrible lubricant actually, especially for high friction parts like limb joints. WD stands for Water Displacement and is good for treating wet rust and expelling moisture, but terrible for minimizing friction.

What you’d really want is SAE10-30 or if she’s older, an oil with a higher viscosity like a SAE20-40.

[libertineangel]

I liked this post and not ten later Tumblr brings me this

[emo-plague-rat]

Ha oops I read oil and yeah that’s for machines but just… take that with a grain of salt I don’t work on them, I just give it to people with lawnmowers and snowblowers 🙃

[squeakitties]

sensually massaging WD-40 into your robot gf’s joints

[katelyndanger]

WD-40 is a terrible lubricant actually, especially for high friction parts like limb joints. WD stands for Water Displacement and is good for treating wet rust and expelling moisture, but terrible for minimizing friction.

What you’d really want is SAE10-30 or if she’s older, an oil with a higher viscosity like a SAE20-40.

[libertineangel]

I liked this post and not ten later Tumblr brings me this

[emo-plague-rat]

10w40 isn’t bad, and for colder weather you’ll want 5w30

[1995lahaine]

im gonna shit

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

[ask-maxie-boy]

The prophet… he tried to warn us. He told us it was too much power, and yet we all laughed. We made a joke of him.

Moreos Guy, if you’re out there, I would like to personally apologize for not heeding your warning to us.

[m1911s-mile22]

Can’t fathom how I’ve been on this site so goddamn long that there’s a whole new generation of people on here that don’t know who Moreos Guy was.

[emo-plague-rat]

Omg

[sixpenceee]

Jeff Lee Johnson's paintings. The more you stare the more you see.

[phoenix-sayeed]

These are so cool. @maskedalienfreak

[mxmasked-alien]

the pics are darker the more you look at them @rhonda-sayeed

[phoenix-sayeed]

Yeah, I keep going back and looking at them and find new stuff. The talent. 😭

[darkvioletbutterfly]

Just noticed the Annabelle doll and black widow in portrait LOVE this. So cReEepy