ok

hi i love pups so much

[emojina]

can anyone hook me up with some peaches on acnh?

[emojina]

me addressing serious topics: yo that's wild

[ohevoyev]

my mother: why do you act like that

me: why’d you emotionally abuse me my whole life? we all have questions …good night

[medusa-must-live]

Me: I wanna fall in love.

Aphrodite: With who??

Me: With myself.

Aphrodite: THAT’S MY GIRRRL

[eggzaki]

can we leave eminem in 2003 or whatever

[officialunitedstates]

i DO NOT CONSENT to daylight savings

[emojina]

So what ever happened to Bert ?

haha who’s that?

[inahiddenplace]

lmao no offense.. but what’s the point of being mean to people for no reason

[river-road-thoughts]

Not to sound cocky as shit but I’m a fucking good person with a big heart and I deserve a lot more than the shitty hand that life has dealt me this far

[angelictrauma]

im hot

H ard to love O bnoxious T errible

[sandsvendor100]

People Are Always Saying Some Things To Me And Well Im SICK Of It

[torracat]

new friend: so do you like video games?

me, who has only ever played pokemon games and perhaps dabbled in mario once upon a time: yeah!

friend: nice! don;t you hate it when the fps dcl buffers too long and your team comp falls below the golden ratio which nerfs your loot boxes until season 3 :/ the last time i had to carry my team with a dps who had such a big hitbox even the npcs could rush me oh and also there were two tanks camping on the spawn point

me:

[roxolotl-remaking-deactivated20]

they call my pussy funko because it be poppin

[once-and-future-thot]

Copyright this before Nicki can get to it

[uscongress]

im about to get so tan you guys 

[adambloghart]

- Icarus’s last words 

[moodymoody]

she got a soft belly and soft titties and soft thighs and a soft ass and a soft heart

[charmancler]

my phone’s dying and i’m sort of jealous

[louises-belcher]

I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful