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send this to all the fags in your life
and send this to all the dykes in your life
âi should take a walk for my mental healthâ boring, tired, i donât even really wanna do it tbh
âi need to check the perimeterâ i need to check the perimeter
have a wee late pride edit âĄ
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On June 13, I had to say goodbye to my beloved guinea pig, Muffet. She had a bladder stone almost 3x bigger than normal.
All I could do was make sure she wasn't in pain. I miss her so much.
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Under the read more is a picture of her x-ray, just in case it makes someone squeamish.
I know a lot of things are happening, but even just a share would mean the world.
I don't know what else I can do. My fixed disability income is already stretched thin.
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Yesterday a kid said to me "excuse me? Your hair looks like beautiful anime hair" which is already amazing and then she said "watch me on your camera when I go down the slide I'm going to do the Peter Griffin death pose when I come out" and she sure did.
Illustration of events
the bear is loose
My friends who just got their first glasses: i need this highly expensive special cloth to wipe them, I also have this eyeglass cleaner from the same company, did you know you shouldn't use your t shirt unless it's specifically soft
Me who's worn glasses since middle school: *slaps soap onto the glasses and washes them in the sink then wipes them with toilet paper* what
Did I stutter
Mah men
Our ranks are getting stronger
okay this one wins, everyone go home
victorian goth who is also a vampire squid (her name is abyssa)
A friend has once again brought it to my attention that it is unusual to have an intact chronological memory of life prior to age 12 and you know whatâs weird to ME is that the rest of yall forgot how to sing the clean-up song
Other shit:
The crotch-and-chin destroying hell of a toddlerâs carseat
How fucking scary stairs are when you JUST figured out walking. âYou can stand upâ nah fuck that these steps go up to my knees and Iâm top-heavy Iâm gonna scoot down on my ass thank you
Walking alongside fucking giants whose legs are bigger than your whole fucking body and trying to keep up
Not knowing how to blow your nose and everyone expecting you to just figure it out by holding a tissue and saying âblowâ like WHAT DO YOU MEAN CLOSE MY THROAT? Just an absolute snot waterboarding
People describing how to make sounds with your mouth but you canât see inside their mouth when they do it so you kind of just guess over and over while they tell you you still donât got it
Not having a full grasp of language but fully understanding CONCEPTS so you say shit like âare we going to the park later?â When you mean TOMORROW but all you can come up with is shit like âthe next time we have lunch, not today but after today, after thatâ like a fucked up game of verbal post-brain injury Pictionary where people wonât let you get mad about it
Just. Mucus. Mucus and chapped skin, all the time, chin and upper lip. And youâre not supposed to lick it cause the spit is the PROBLEM but itâs fucking OBNOXIOUS. âJust keep the skin dryâ wow thanks Iâve been aware of this mechsuit for about ten minutes and still havenât fully mastered not falling into the toilet but yeah I know how to stay on top of that, cool
FALLING INTO THE TOILET
Trying to eat at a table where the surface comes up to your chin but not being able to get high or close enough cause you canât scoot your chair in and your hands still donât coordinate good so you end up just spooning tomato sauce onto your lap like an asshole. Like yeah mom my bad, have you considered though that I ALSO donât want me to be covered in sauce? Cool
Adults being WAY too excited about shit that straight up is not worth the hype
Carpet burn. Constant carpet burn. Crawling, tripping, shuffling between toys on the floor. So much goddamn carpet burn
Knowing exactly what youâre talking about and zero people understanding because they think youâre too dumb for what youâre trying to communicate
Being told to wave at or hug complete strangers. And they always smelled kinda weird but you werenât supposed to say it
The feeling of meeting an older kid and they act like theyâre your manager or something
Encyclopedic knowledge and name of every single person in your grade 1 class, and their interests
Stroller rides. You could zone out at the ground for hours I swear to god
Dropping something while buckled into a carseat or stroller and not being able to get it and just resigning yourself to a life in hell
Dropping something while youâre in a carseat and it goes UNDER YOUR ASS and you canât fucking GET IT
Other children getting away with just absolute war crimes. Imagine if Sharon showed up to the office potluck and offered you a cookie and after you ate one revealed that she licked it. Imagine if Gord took your stapler and put it down his pants so you couldnât get it back. Imagine if for no reason at all your coworker told you your dad was stupid and then put your laptop in the garbage
Not remembering what different foods are called and getting pressured into agreeing to food you were NOT FULLY AWARE OF. How the FUCK is a chicken wing different from a chicken strip you ask? âWell, one just has a bone in it!â You fool. You fucking idiot. They might as well be from different animals entirely. But now you gotta eat it cause we donât waste food (hell)
Yes Iâve talked about this before and yes Iâm going to talk about it again because every single person on earth should be fully and viscerally aware that being a kid feels like every description Iâve ever read of recovering from a stroke and we all grow up and forget and talk about childhood like it was magic.
Yeah some of it was fun and all but donât you remember FALLING DOWN CONSTANTLY? You donât remember needing help putting a shirt on cause you got your arm stuck and couldnât get out and panicked so bad you started crying? You DONâT remember being just CONSTANTLY STICKY? Ohhh my good, pissing yourself. Pissing yourself was the worst. Christ alive, and being put in the playpen with a weird kid
Why were you falling into the toilet?
I WAS LIKE TWO FEET TALL
I remember being uncomfortable a lot and unable to say it. Having to wear a hat with a strap too tight. Uneaven seem in my socks that my mom is unaware of. Being UNABLE to do anything.
big day for the conclave fandom
nah the heavenly host will make sure it reaches the right ppl
i regret nothing