In light of the COVID-19 outbreak...
This is an important reminder to:
20 seconds at least. Wash them like this is the last level of Trauma Team and you’re about to perform heart surgery on Naomi Kimishima.
2. Practice social distancing
Only go out if you ABSOLUTELY have to (work, doctor appointments, grocery shopping, exercise). When you do, assume everyone is infected with Rosalia coronavirus and keep a good distance away from them. So do this:
Otherwise, just stay the fuck home:
3. Avoid touching your face
This one’s hard. We all like touching our faces, especially when we have murders to solve and logic questions to answer. So how can we stop touching our faces?
Easy. Find something else to touch instead:
It’s okay, they’re self-isolating together ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
4. Only get tested if absolutely necessary!
Testing for COVID-19 is limited, so the best thing to do right now if you feel sick is to stay home and self-isolate (see CR-S01 above). However, do go in if you are experiencing more severe symptoms such as shortness of breath or pressure in your chest. Your diagnostician may or may not look like Spike Spiegel and have a super intelligent computer assistant:
5. Most importantly, stay safe, stay healthy, and stay educated.
Because we don’t want this:
because then we’ll get this:
Props if you actually read till the end! Regularly scheduled shitposting will resume shortly.
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