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Incorrect Trauma Center/Team quotes. Also shitposts. Submissions open.

[multibugorganism]

ok i finished the surgery but one second, i need to do something

[chiralreaction-swaggie]

[incorrect-trauma-team]

Hank: Are you okay?

Gabe: Yes. Why?

Hank: Because you asked the clerk at the store earlier if damage repair shampoo also works on emotions.

[mamaluigi]

Dr. Nyanningham

[incorrect-trauma-team]

Tomoe: Maria, can we talk about the announcement you just sent in the group chat?

Maria: It was a critical update.

Esha: It just said: “I’m back on my bullshit”.

Maria: *slams table* The people need to know!

[chiralreaction-swaggie]

the girl I like when I leave her on read for 10 mins

me trying to spell “gorgeus”

[chiralreaction-swaggie]

[memeticallyengineered]

[unluckyerror404]

I think I'm so fucking funny

[chiralreaction-swaggie]

[incorrect-trauma-team]

Erhard: "Meme"?

Erhard: What's a "meme"?

Gabe: ...

Maria: I think Erhard could use our help.

[incorrect-trauma-team]

Esha: Did you stop to think this through?!

Maria: Bold of you to assume I ever think.

[incorrect-trauma-center]

Maria: Noooo little German boy don’t go into Dr. Cunningham’s office the weed cave!

Erhard: Oh mein gott! This is ein cave full of bluntsmoken!

[chiralreaction-swaggie]

they made tomoe assist hank on claire’s op because if gabe did it he would ask to pass the blunt whenever asking for her charts

[incorrect-trauma-team]

Albert, adopting Erhard: Wow, you're so mature for your age!

Erhard: Thanks, it was the trauma.

[two-trucks-with-everything]

Visit Original Link

Original song - Gentle Breeze from Trauma Center: Under the Knife 2

[incorrect-trauma-team]

Maria: What if “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are both about the same event, but from different perspectives?

Hank, seconds away from beginning an operation: I’m literally begging you to stop.