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@emotionally-boxedin-spy
I was told i need to make one of these.
I am a Spy. Or, well, used to be. Before i got trapped inside this box. My mental state is rapidly deteriorating.
@physically-lustful-spy is my roommate. If ANY of you imply we're anything more than that I'll drive a knife into your ankles.
archived blog
hey !! so as the title implies, im no longer going to be active on this blog
i'd rather focus on my actual rp blogs like @pinniped-medibots, @brighteyed-sniperbot, @virtuoso-spybot, @soldierbot-of-frith and @intelligence-networking-division
so my joke rp blogs like this one and @emotionally-boxedin-spy wont be active anymore, but i had fun while it lasted!!
thank you to everyone who dealt with mechamede's assholery and boxspy's... boxspyness
love you guys <3
IMPORTANT !!
on this blog and other blogs i run, i will be changing the blog names outside of the xyz mercs format
this doesnt mean im leaving the community!! i'll still be interacting with xyz merc blogs, dont worry!!
the main reason im doing this is to expand my horizons a bit, and make an opening for more rp opportunities outside of just the xyz mercs community
thank you guys for all the support for these funny mvm robots <3
*chucks a brick with a sticky note that says "Happy late April fools; by the way I can remove that box if you want...it'll be painful though -LME Medic ♡ though your window*
-@physically-goopy-medic
The boxspy scrambles to the nearest solid surface as the brick splashes into the sewer water, hissing loudly at it.
Oh my gosh is that a fucking gremlin?
- 🪩
GHHARRGHGGHAGRGGRGRHGR HISSSSSSS
THE SEWERS HAVE TAKEN ME
LIKE A NINJA TURTLE???
i’ll drown you.
How goes the box life?
THE ROBOTS RUINED MY LIFE. I WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
THE SEWERS HAVE TAKEN ME
How did fighting a vampire go?
Terribly.
@physically-lustful-spy IM FREE. FUCK YOU. DIE.
*god knows what has jumped on the box and it sounds like there's multiple bells attached to it judging by the jingling*
HELLO :D
-@mentally-silly-medibot
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU
HHISSSSSSSS
looks at intro post sees "@physically-lustful-spy is my roommate. If ANY of you imply we're anything more than that I'll drive a knife into your ankles." giggles a little
heyyy boxspy are you and lustful spy... yknow :) winks at him just to piss him off
MAULS YOU MAULS YOU MAULS YOU MAULS YOU MAULS YOU M
IS MY BIRTHDAYYY IM GRADUATED FROM BEING A MINORR
what the hell is that some kind of dying animal outside??? Its making some horrid... gurgly-growly noises. Though, upon closer inspection, it ends up being...
...a box?
-@emotionally-boxedin-spy
. . . [ Admittedly, this wasn't the strangest thing he had seen. Either there is something under the box, or it is sentient. Either way, he wasn't too keen on being too close to it. ] [ He poked at the box with a meter stick, bone saw in his other hand just in case. ]
. . . What even are you?
[ Suddenly, the box sprang up onto all fours, and it ends up being... a spy of all things?? Its RED though, so no need to worry about him deciding to attack- ]
Click.
[ Nevermind. ]
What are you- [ He had several questions. ] Okay- wait- my apologies for poking at the box you are. . . hiding in? Why are you in a box? [ Well, that was one of the questions he wanted to ask. As he spoke he backed away from this Spy, not wanting to take a knife to the ankles. Wait, why did a RED mercenary want to stab him? ]
[ Too many questions, too little time. ]
gNHGGGHGRGRRRRRR
[ And almost immediately, the box creature lunged for the poor medic's ankles. ]
[ The doctor yelps, trying to get away from this demented creature. Any time it got too close, he took a swing at it with the meter stick he brought. ]
[ He really hopes he doesn't have to go through rabies treatment again. ]
[ Unfortunately, it seems like he’s gonna have to seeing the amount of foam coming out of this thing’s french mouth. ]
RRARGHGGRRRARNRBRBRHRHRRR
[ He is much to tired for this, but that only really manifested in him hitting the boxed Spy over and over with the ruler. ]
Get away, you wretched thing!
[ He was mostly venting his frustrations about having to go through rabies treatment yet again. ]
[ And as soon as he's whapped on the head with the stick, he immediately falls flat onto the ground. ]
[ is....... is he dead? ]
[ . . . He gave the box creature a poke with the ruler once again. ]
[ He wasn't hoping the creature was dead, necessarily, but if it was knocked out, he was definitely leaving as soon as it was confirmed. ]
[ Suddenly, the man in the box got up, adjusted his tie, then cleared his throat. ]
Apologies, I had a bit of a 'moment.'
[ And just like that, he turns around and skitters off. what the fuck. ]
why dont you just use your knife to cut the cardboard. do u not know how to break down a box /lh
I have TRIED. I have TRIED OVER AND OVER AGAIN. THE BOX IS INDESTRUCTIBLE.
that's dumb. you're dumb
201.65.97.2
I Will Find You.
what the hell is that some kind of dying animal outside??? Its making some horrid... gurgly-growly noises. Though, upon closer inspection, it ends up being...
...a box?
-@emotionally-boxedin-spy
. . . [ Admittedly, this wasn't the strangest thing he had seen. Either there is something under the box, or it is sentient. Either way, he wasn't too keen on being too close to it. ] [ He poked at the box with a meter stick, bone saw in his other hand just in case. ]
. . . What even are you?
[ Suddenly, the box sprang up onto all fours, and it ends up being... a spy of all things?? Its RED though, so no need to worry about him deciding to attack- ]
Click.
[ Nevermind. ]
What are you- [ He had several questions. ] Okay- wait- my apologies for poking at the box you are. . . hiding in? Why are you in a box? [ Well, that was one of the questions he wanted to ask. As he spoke he backed away from this Spy, not wanting to take a knife to the ankles. Wait, why did a RED mercenary want to stab him? ]
[ Too many questions, too little time. ]
gNHGGGHGRGRRRRRR
[ And almost immediately, the box creature lunged for the poor medic's ankles. ]
[ The doctor yelps, trying to get away from this demented creature. Any time it got too close, he took a swing at it with the meter stick he brought. ]
[ He really hopes he doesn't have to go through rabies treatment again. ]
[ Unfortunately, it seems like he’s gonna have to seeing the amount of foam coming out of this thing’s french mouth. ]
RRARGHGGRRRARNRBRBRHRHRRR
[ He is much to tired for this, but that only really manifested in him hitting the boxed Spy over and over with the ruler. ]
Get away, you wretched thing!
[ He was mostly venting his frustrations about having to go through rabies treatment yet again. ]
[ And as soon as he's whapped on the head with the stick, he immediately falls flat onto the ground. ]
[ is....... is he dead? ]
what the hell is that some kind of dying animal outside??? Its making some horrid... gurgly-growly noises. Though, upon closer inspection, it ends up being...
...a box?
-@emotionally-boxedin-spy
. . . [ Admittedly, this wasn't the strangest thing he had seen. Either there is something under the box, or it is sentient. Either way, he wasn't too keen on being too close to it. ] [ He poked at the box with a meter stick, bone saw in his other hand just in case. ]
. . . What even are you?
[ Suddenly, the box sprang up onto all fours, and it ends up being... a spy of all things?? Its RED though, so no need to worry about him deciding to attack- ]
Click.
[ Nevermind. ]
What are you- [ He had several questions. ] Okay- wait- my apologies for poking at the box you are. . . hiding in? Why are you in a box? [ Well, that was one of the questions he wanted to ask. As he spoke he backed away from this Spy, not wanting to take a knife to the ankles. Wait, why did a RED mercenary want to stab him? ]
[ Too many questions, too little time. ]
gNHGGGHGRGRRRRRR
[ And almost immediately, the box creature lunged for the poor medic's ankles. ]
[ The doctor yelps, trying to get away from this demented creature. Any time it got too close, he took a swing at it with the meter stick he brought. ]
[ He really hopes he doesn't have to go through rabies treatment again. ]
[ Unfortunately, it seems like he’s gonna have to seeing the amount of foam coming out of this thing’s french mouth. ]
RRARGHGGRRRARNRBRBRHRHRRR
why dont you just use your knife to cut the cardboard. do u not know how to break down a box /lh
I have TRIED. I have TRIED OVER AND OVER AGAIN. THE BOX IS INDESTRUCTIBLE.
