Gravity Falls Starter Sentences #1
“I’m telling you, something weird is going on in this town.”
“Unfortunately, my suspicions have been confirmed.”
“A human-sized hamster ball? I’m human-sized!”
“Wow, your little knees must be sore… from jumping to conclusions!”
“I successfully bedazzled my face!”
“I think I’m gonna go stare at a wall for a while and rethink everything.”
“I wanna put her in a headlock and make her feel pain!”
“The only thing we have to fear is gigantic, man-eating spiders!”
“Man, revenge is underrated - that felt awesome!”
“Come on, no one even uses millimeters! That only makes you taller than me in Canada!”
“I ate a man alive tonight.”
“You can run, but I’ll still be in your nightmares!”
“Is life just some kind of horrific joke without a punch line?”
“Come on, my Mom’s age-inappropriate romance novels aren’t gonna read themselves.”
“Finally! A good reason to punch a teenager in the face!”
“Dinosaurs aren’t magic, they’re just big lizards! Get off my back.”
“Hey, is the kitchen supposed to have that much fire in it?”
“I will pay you to put your shirt back on.”
“I just wrestled myself. That was awkward.”
“Pain is hilarious!”
“Every time you compliment me, I get another highlight in my eyes!”
“Movies are great! You watch the movie, you scare the girl, the girl snuggles up next to you, next thing you know you gotta raise a kid, your life falls apart… Forget that last part.”
“There’s no cops in the forest. We take this to our graves.”
“Today I learned morality is relative.”
“I just wish summer could last forever…”
“I hate my dumb heart for making me feel things!”
