[emperor-0f-mars]

oh no

[emoji-mashup-bot]

🤔 thinking + 🤢 nauseated

From Twitter

[avengedqrow]

Basically this

[ufocafe]

so i asked a friend what was up and she replied with this and i feel like i’m in an episode of the twilight zone

[eggzbian-deactivated20191126]

orange juice is the superior beverage bc it makes ur tongue feel like u ate a bunch of ants which reminds me of my childhood when I would put ants in my mouth and eat em except this time it tastes good too

[tlirsgender]

Hey op I think you’re probably allergic to citrus?

[eggzbian-deactivated20191126]

is. this not what oj is supposed to make ur tongue feel like

[grimehands-deactivated20200111]

[darkersolstice]

Did you know that if your mouth itches when you eat kiwis, it is not from hairs left over on the fruit after you peel it? I didn’t until I was about 26 or so!

[solarpunkarchivist-deactivated2]

Confusingly, pineapple is supposed to feel like that, the damn thing is attempting to digest you right back.

[justketerthings]

Numb lips are not part of the intended experience of peanut butter, apparently

[demonsgold]

yALL

[plaguedaddy420]

Are we just gonna ignore the part where op says they ate ants?

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

White supremacist trying to form a straight-pride parade accidentally lets truth slip at city council meeting

This is like something straight out of Parks and Rec

[stuck-in-jelly]

The Opposite of The 5 Stages Of Grief

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[jeremno]

when people ask how my mental health is going

[casualwrongdoer]

2018 MOOD

[emperor-0f-mars]

Sometimes I get drunk during the full moon on iced sparkling Rosé and cry at my boyfriend for both not fucking me and not talking to me enough so this is how it accumulates. I work as a yoga instructor now but I also have a 50 hour work week at an office so I can ya know.. eat.

[vampiregirl2345]

Vegans of tumblr, listen up. Harvesting agave in the quantities required so you dont have to eat honey is killing mexican long-nosed bats. They feed off the nectar and pollinate the plants. They need the agave. You want to help the environment? Go back to honey. Your liver and thyroid will thank you, as well. Agave is 90% fructose, which can cause a host of issues. Bye.

[constellations-and-energy]

Also, eating honey literally helps bees and in no way harms them. In fact, if honey is left in their hives it will ferment and as a result it will begin making the bees very sick. Please just eat the fucking honey.

[izzyatwarp9]

sometimes i wonder why our generation’s sense of humour is Like This and then i remember that one episode of spongebob where patrick is stressed about his parents visiting and the punchline is that his real parents show up at the end and the random couple that had visited him are like ‘oh right we don’t have a son lmao’ and walk off without another fucking word

[emperor-0f-mars]

August 2019

[emperor-0f-mars]

Now that Yahoo is gone

I'm back.

[jimlovesart-deactivated20190109]

Egon Schiele - Crouching Woman with Green Headscarf, 1914. 

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[heaveninawildflower]

Fruit Illustrations taken from ‘Pomona Britannica’ by George Brookshaw. Published 1812.

Images and text courtesy NYPL Digital Collection.