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detectivehole

"grow up" no. i cast wizard beam

samshepard

shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty

tiktoks-for-dead-pope

just realised L is only three letter away in the alphabet from O. sick and twisted

#also what. the fuck is up with alphabetical keyboards #anyway #txt.txt

aletheyass

like sometimes you just have to toast yesterday’s bread put some sicilian tomatoes and a fuckton of mozzarella and oregano on it and call it a day

aletheyass

sorry. sorry it's pissing me the fuck off that people are assuming i didn't put olive oil on this. you think im putting unseasoned tomatoes on my bruschetta. do you genuinely think i didn't pour oil on that toasted bread the moment it came off the pan. of course i added fucking olive oil and salt and stuff like who the fuck do you think i am do you think i was raised by fucking wolves. i didn't mention it because it's obvious. automatic. implicit. did i add olive oil. did i. i'll tell you more actually not only did i add olive oil but my olive oil is extra super virgin in a way your oil will never be because it comes directly from my olives. you cunts

#i think about this post every day

femsband-archive

#whegwvwhwhwhwhwh

loverpdf-deactivated20220820

one thing about me is that ill be confused

ijaazat

we could glow pink in the night in my room together if you wanted to

#ss.txt #we do

what kind of multiple bowl owning freaks are writing online baking recipes

#using tumblr for its correct purpose. place to say words #'and sift the flour into another bowl :)' i will Not #txt.txt

bloodytales

This is the cutest thing!

notanecoterroristbaeddeldotcom

oh jesus christ that’s adorable

[ID: a tweet by user elle91 reading: The anxious urge to say “no worries either way” when you are actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way]