Do You Really Want to Be Here?

Your average, everyday Blogger...who does the thing where he blogs.....and reblogs...and tries to say witty things that, really, arnt witty at all (so just bear with me, i think i'm 5X more hilarious than i really am) Feel free to ask me...literally anything that comes to mind, anon or not.. Any personal questions? consult the new handy dandy ABOUT ME page. THE SCARF OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE{ Team StarKid } ORDER OF THE PHOENIX{ wear } 

[pixelartpeach]

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

[bonesbeetle]

can see the pores on that thang

[crow-with-a-pencil]

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

[wiccanwarrior]

Politics this, too woke that, i just wanna look at weird penis' on the internet my dude

[annabelle--cane]

"every possible kind of content can be found on the internet" yeah sure except for the One fucking thing I'm looking for. why does no one want to talk about the One Singular thing I'm looking for. but yeah other than that everything is on here.

[ominouspaperclip]

Is this what you’re looking for perchance?

[annabelle--cane]

it wasn't, but by god it sure is now

[heckcareoxytwit]

The Origin Story of Rhinoceress

Cindy Shears used to be an ordinary girl until one day, she discovered her superpowers. However, her family were not happy about it so they took her in to be studied by Doctor Kavita Rao. She discovered a DNA variance unique to Cindy and suggested her parents leave Cindy in her care until a cure could be found. Abandoned and locked up, Cindy used her super strength to break out and become the Rhinoceress. While she does engage in some illegal work as a super villain, she also bartends and bounces at the Invisible Light nightclub.

Avengers Academy: Marvel's Voices Infinity Comic #34, 2025

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Okay, I love her. Especially telling Klaw his vibes are bad, but also the “legally distinct from the x gene”

[wiccanwarrior]

Rock bottom is reapplying to the toxic job you quit a few years ago because you've been unemployed two months and cant seem to get an interview anywhere.

[tetrapod7]

[jewishvitya-movingblogs]

One of the rare times where a comment section is delightful the moment I open it

[gravegospel]

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious

[raccoonnation-deactivated202102]

I can’t believe this is an actual event that has taken place.

[kittykat8311]

with the music that might actually be the most surreal thing i’ve ever watched

[softichill]

I think abt this tiktok all the time

[thesadcyborg9million]

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

[trans-ralsei]

[trans-ralsei]

[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

[amandla]

[noblebass-deactivated20140416]

i cant believe someone scanned a poptart

[sordidfantasy-deactivated201210]

I can’t believe someone scanned the least tasty poptart.

[cumsoline-deactivated20150310]

“The least tasty poptart.” excuse yoself, mahfucka. Cherry is the SHIT.

[fresnel149]

It’s funny that you like cherry so much and yet you can’t tell that this is strawberry. Cherry has all-red sprinkles.

[cumsoline-deactivated20150310]

I’m colorblind, you ableist prick.

[fresnel149]

THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T CORRECT SOMEONE WITH FACTS YOU CAN’T KNOW. GAWD.

[cumsoline-deactivated20150310]

CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE, CIS SCUM.

[cadavatar-blog]

Welcome to Tumblr, everyone.

[sassisofi]

I can’t believe someone scanned a poptart

The conversation above made me laugh so much! XD

[amandla]

Okay I just discovered that the above conversation is why the picture I posted of a poptart when I was 14 got 170,000 notes

[albertnatural]

i got bit by a snake! quick!! you have to jerk me off to get the poison out! and pinch my nipples a little, too. and call me good boy! yeah that’s the only antidote I looked it up on Internet Explorerrrrrrr

[norvicensiandoran]

[mckitterick]

the Ides of March grows near

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags how often you “clean” your tumblr account, deleting old posts.

[wenellyb]

[angelrinisadork]

[cookingwithroxy]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Tumblr actually has an auto clean function! Where the search function immediately forgets tags and posts making them un-findable

[zafiroyuei]

Beautiful outfits 😭

[catchymemes]

[infinitydivine]

I am not taking a risk

[darlingsstern]

Not risking it pals

[doralimasstuff]

U know what I want potato of luck

[shrewreadings]

Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

FINE! I'll do it myself

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I see it is once again August 😮‍💨

[vorpalfae]

make a girl smile today.

give her a sword.

[luniastheelf]

@one-time-i-dreamt

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I SMILED SO HARD