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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 49

Jack (Jack in the Box)

The Devil from The Bible (Snapcube)

The Narrator (The Stanley Parable)

Voting ended onJun 8

employee052

NARRATOR SWEEP, BABY

#barely use this account but its the closest to a tsp related one #LETSSS GOOOO MAN THE NARRATOR SWEEP!!! THE NARRATOR SWEEP IS REALLL!!!!#THATS MY GOATTTT!!!!

wipanon

hi. i made taspblog fanart for the first time in thirty years bc naradmins was good and it reminded me that they existed so. woooo art improvement

(coughcough @the-fat-raccoon @not-kayvalencourt)

#i havent touched this blog in two years but god help me i still will spread this epic art #waving my hand. this is so late to do but #you cant ever control when you do your daily 'lets look at old accs' scroll now can you #this is all silly btw lmao #not :] in tags i guess #god. even my tagging system was so bad LMAOOOO i missed this

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I'm so sorry for you my dude

Honestly, it ridiculous. Why would I want to kiss William!?

I wouldn't even think of it, ever.

Especially not when he has that dorky smile he makes when he's won at some stupid challenge, or when he stares at me with his brows furrowed and his glasses lower on his nose arms crossed trying to figure out what shit I'm trying to pull this time, or when he goes on some monolog about storytelling in videos games and I can practically hear him beaming. It's all too incredibly cute to even focus on the concept of both of us having our walls down at the same time for just long enough to be openly enjoying each other's company.

And to have vocalize that want to kiss, something so incredibly vulnerable to ask and to have him want that as well? All that carefully collected courage paying off in the end and being able to kiss him without fear or some facade of indifference to it? The thought alone feels-

Ahem. Horrid. The whole ordeal sounds unappealing and absolutely unbearable.

Wouldn't even think about it, ever.

#blinking #staring #acting so normally #I am so normal right now #this writing is so argh #<- is also writing right now #not :] post

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Good to hear that you've been!! Also, good to know that you (might've) befriended a bucket!! :]!! These are all good updates, I hope!! (... I missed talking to you, Stan :[ ) - :] Anon

They are nice updates, I'll spare you the not so nice stuff. Good to have you back :] anon.

#nice to be back. stanley #:] in tags #(sobs ooc I keep forgetting to say stuff on both here and on the blog)#(I got a lot of burnout after a while :man_dancing:)#(may not fully come back but I might pop in every now and then)

wipanon

uquiz called "which taspblog character are you?" and no one ever gets their anon. theyre all completely meaningless questions btw that dont have anything to do with the lore

#even tho I dont post much as :] anon #id take this and get like #stoner anon or smth #or SOMEHOW get myself #which would be even funnier somehow

Good Morning.

Ah.

I must've pulled up my hands over my face while I was napping.

Actually, considering the time, I may have... slept?

Soo, not great.

- :]

#still gonna say I napped though #it's not like I need to sleep anyways.#I don't think I do...?#never affected me much to not sleep or nap.#i just do to...#pass the time.#i guess.#:] in tags

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ᴵ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵏⁿᵒʷ’ ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ ʰᵉ'ˢ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵒᵘⁿᵍᵉ? ᴼʳ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵒⁿᵉ ˢᵗᵃʳʳʸ ʳᵒᵒᵐ ⁿᵉᵃʳ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ᴵ ᶠᵒᵘⁿᵈ :]? ⁽ᵂᵃⁱᵗ ʷʰʸ ᵃᵐ ᴵ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᵈⁱˢᵒʳⁱᵉⁿᵗᵉᵈ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ᴵ ʷᵃˢ ²⁰ ᵐⁱⁿᵘᵗᵉˢ ᵃᵍᵒ ⁱᵗ'ˢ ᵐᵉᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ʷᵃʸ ʳⁱᵍʰᵗ⁻⁾ -[𝟺𝟹𝟸]

You're looking a little fizzy(?) there, are you ok? I'll go check the lounge again. I'll come check back on you in a minute.

#my little dude was literally said by 432 and Stan just. glossed over that.#head in hands #ik thats not the point but man.#not :] in tags i guess #not :] post

I'm gonna take a nap now.

God, my head is killing me.

If any anon sees me in here, without my bucket on my head, don't... talk about my face. Please.

Good night everyone.

- :]

#irl I actually gained a headache #been dealing with it all day #so I guess that seeped into :]#sorry lol #not :] in tags i guess

Bro we both have yellow eyes!(usually)

- dysgraphic anon

Oh! Yeah, I guess so...?

Yellow paint, yellow eyes, lotta yellow around here!!

Speaking of yellow, where is...

Huh.

- :]

#I think I found it.#the uh #bucket #.... aw man.#its been dented.#how far did it drop from...?#hm.#not great.#:] in tags

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Ow...? My head hurts, and the walls are spinning. I’m putting my hand out onto the wall, just to hold onto something. It hurts to move. I shouldn’t... What...? Where is... Where did they end up...? - :]

#My memory is so foggy...#What is that stuff at the edge of my vision?#Oh #I guess I'm back in here.#WAIT #I'M OUT??#... I'm... Out.#I was actually hoping to...#nevermind.#I should be happy.#:] in tags

.̴.̸.̷t̸h̴l̸f̸?̸ ̸.̷.̷.̴u̵r̵y̷y̸b̷?̵ ̷.̸.̶.̵j̷u̴r̵e̵r̵ ̶n̸z̶ ̸v̸?̷ ̸.̴.̴.̴b̶u̴.̴

#...onpx urer ntnva.#...vz fbeel.#:] in tags

Hey, you'll be alright no matter what happens. Just try and breathe, okay?

I think I'll be okay...? God, I hope so. I never... I appeared after you guys reset last time, didn't I? Will I...? - :]

#No.#Don't think about that #please just think of something else #you have this Sunflower #you got this.#you'll be okay #this'll be over soon.#:] in tags

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.: 🎀 𝒮𝓉𝒶𝓃𝓁𝑒𝓎❣ 𝐿𝒾𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓃 𝓉🏵 𝓂𝑒❢ 𝒴🍑𝓊 𝓃𝑒𝑒𝒹 𝓉🌺 𝓈𝓉❀𝓅❢ 𝒲𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓎🌞𝓊 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒹🌞𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 😍𝓃𝓁𝓎 𝒸𝒶𝓊𝓈𝑒 𝓅𝒶𝒾𝓃❣ 🎀

I'll be honest anything I do right now is going to hurt but this is really only the first step I can take if I want to be free of this. It's just a reset. We don't even knownif anything bad will happen. And I'm coming up on the spikes right now before it snaps to black so really I don't have any time to a-

#ahhh #reset time #hold on...#not :] in tags i guess #not :] post

Please god I'm not ready.

I just found out where I was, I can't-

Please no.

- :]

#347. it's what they wrote down.#they have a name i guess?#i cant go yet.#please no.#please i cant do this.#i...#...#i cant leave here anyways #can i?#then i'll just...#enjoy this while i can #:] in tags

We’re talking again. I may not have the time for this. Tell me if I do. - :]

#I trust you all.#and I'm sorry for being the way I was a few days ago #:] in tags

Wait... A reset might be coming? - :]

#oh god.#I feel so...#I don't feel good...#Maybe I should talk to the mystery man after all.#:] in tags

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