find my paulos

paulo "bowchikawowwow" nothernandez paxemillian pontoonboat rodriguez de jesus, president of the united states 🇵🇷 THEY/'M/EM || main blog || esp/eng || approaching rapidly https://paulo0126.straw.page/ || https://tinyurl.com/paulonouns

[love-me-like-a-reptile]

[2zam-reblogs]

@emporium52house

[emporium52house]

if you listen to both of them at the same time the exit door to an entirely neon green tijuana flats opens behind you. quickest route is if the aphex twin song you choose is milk man

[emporium52house]

CAN'T HAVE SHIT WHEN THE TAGS YOU FOLLOW HAVEN'T BEEN ACTIVE SINCE THE CAMBRIAN EXPLOSION "be the change you wanna see in the world" i CAN'T i'm SPIRITUALLY EMPLOYED and AP MACROECONOMICS IS HAULING ASS SINCE DAY 3

[emporium52house]

i've been desperately trying to find that one meme of peter griffin dancing to either tiro or el alma q te trajo..... i think it was the latter but IT'S NOWHERE I CAN ONLY FIND THE ONE WITH NIMBASA CORE. I WILL GIVE YOU MY FIRSTBORN IF ANYBODY CAN FIND IT. MATTER FACT I"LL DRAW SOMETHING FOR U 😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

[academic-vampire]

If you’re reading this… congratulations, you survived Ray Bradbury’s Doomsday!

“‘Today is August 4, 2026,’ said a second voice from the kitchen ceiling…”

-Ray Bradbury, “There Will Come Soft Rains”

Today is August 4th, 2026–the day that Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” is based on. I have included the short story below for anyone desiring to read it. Please feel free to let me know what you think in the comments! Happy doomsday;)

Art credits: “House Fire” by beccastadtlander (Etsy)

[emporium52house]

haha... hahaha.... this one was for a gift exchange that we hosted in https://discord.com/invite/yUUdzUwDH7 [fahrenheit discord server go join now now now!!!! now!!!!] that ended like... new years. this was what i did for the super cool super cool :3333

the prompt was precanon, and he had given me a couple ideas. "how and why did montag take his first book?" and my answer was pure curiosity LMFAOOOO and then i had loosely combined it with him wanting me to write something that was purely inner monologue. couldn't really hand it to him but i tried my best

full drawing that i'm super stinking proud of ohohohohoooooooo. if you know somebody who knows how long i took on the wood planks DO NOT ASK THEM. I"M VERY ASHAMED, IT WOULD HURT MY FEELINGS

also sorry that i kinda forgot to tag the reason for my art spam uuuuuuhhh whoops whoops @angelicbug there we go and you get the newer shit too how bout that

[emporium52house]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP STOP THAT'S FROM NEW YEARS YOU'RE FLATTERING MEEE AND THANK YOU i promise my writing skills have improved since then, and they MOST DEFINITELY got fahrenheit fanfiction. this was just a tiny little spew of words but there's definitely more stuff like this out there so oooooo you wanna check the ao3 fandom tag so bad ooooooo you wanna check so baddddd oooooooooooo you even wanna join the fahrenheit discord server that is in previous post ooooooooooooooooo no pressure but oooooooooooooooooooo

also for your kindness i'll show the lineart version which shows more clarity on what the fuck was going on that fateful new years eve when i drew this 😭😭😭😭 AGAIN THANK YOU!!!!!

[pudulogy]

puta reventada relajá la mandíbula y respirá hondo

[pudulogy]

y mejorá la POSTURA

[emporium52house]

@2zam

[unseelie]

​i wish this was in my cart and not someone else’s

[emporium52house]

@2zam @ihavestolenyourkneecaps

sorry not sorry

[emporium52house]

mfw i time travel but fuck something up so when i come back i hear the iconic vine "cant hole? well didn't you already?" from somebody's phone

[dogpuppy]

[2zam-reblogs]

@emporium52house

[emporium52house]

wait i just saw this what does this mean i'm scared WHY IS MY MATTRESS MOVING IT"S MIDNIGHT IT"S MIDNIGHT NO NO NO

[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[2zam-reblogs]

@emporium52house

[emporium52house]

HEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEE THE YOUNGER BEATTY DISCUSSION FR speaking of that that's MAJOR comic potential. cause um your honud comic inspire dme

[2zam]

no

[2zam]

i hate the horse

[2zam]

look at what @emporium52house does to me. i hate horse time i hate it

[emporium52house]

heh... now imagine the horse........ pulling back a strand of your hair so fondly with its spindly fingers................. and telling you "don't be afraid...... i'm here now......... i love you 2zam........." and then idk what else HDUIAHDIULWDO:IDAIO:DWIOHWDPIHOADHIPOWHADHADWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

[emporium52house]

can you believe that i've had such non-shrimp posture for long enough that shrimping myself now hurts like the fuck of all mothers? i sure can't. pass the sangria

[2zam]

in search of The Errand i went here first and found yummies until i reached the point where i found out it's not here but still haiiii haiiiii haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

hiiii paulo hiiiiiiii omg haiiiii

[emporium52house]

maow

[emporium52house]

immediately after posting this i realized that my 5 looks like a 3 on his helmet i'm need to died

does this suffice

[2zam]

in search of The Errand i went here first and found yummies until i reached the point where i found out it's not here but still haiiii haiiiii haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

hiiii paulo hiiiiiiii omg haiiiii

[emporium52house]

maow

[keisomy]

attempted digital art for the first time, forgot to turn off night shift on my ipad and now she’s grey omfg 😭

[emporium52house]

yo i hope you don't mind but i took the screenshot and tried tweaking it myself on my program and i figured that if you were originally aiming near-white skin, just turn the contrast up ever so slightly

based on the edges of the screenshot showing some buttons i'm assuming you're using ibis paint but either way, nearly every art program does have this feature and i think is called hue shift, tonal correction, or whatever way it's similarly called on your program if you were going for something more colorful though, i think playing with hue/sat/lum would be good as well

[a-pisces-gremlin-deactivated202]

GUYS I ACTUALLY PUBLISHED SOMETHING ON A03!!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Here it is!! it's a Millie Montag Centric Fahrenheit 451 Fan Fic!! Cause I love her!!

(was this actually a school project from a year ago? yes but its here now!!)

Pls go read it, it's my Sophmore year's Magnum Opus.

[emporium52house]

YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[kaioty-summer]

Hey, did y'all see this?

I saw this when running newpipe. But wait, it gets deeper. I clicked on the details buttons and it said as of today, we have 83 days left until Google rolls out this new requirement for apps inside and outside of the google play store. If any developer disagrees with their new terms and fees, they will be blocked!

I'll share some of the info below:

Looks like they're trying to nuke the remaining privacy and freedoms we have left on the internet.

What to do?

-Get your developer friends to not comply to their new guides

- Sign the open letter on the site and take action by checking out the full resources list on their website as well!

To summarize, this is all daunting especially when you feel all alone with unfair and inhumane regulations comming out faster than improvements but we got this working together!

Share the link with your friends, family and anyone who will listen!

Your phone is about to stop being yours. In September 2026, Google will block every Android app whose developer hasn't registered with them.

[yellowmagicalgirl]

If you're in the US, I created a petition to make it easier to contact senators and congressmen.

Google Wants To Control Our Phones

Join 1 people. Google is trying to make people hand over government id in order to make an Android app. If they don't, then that app can't b

If you're not in the US, see if your country is listed here for whom to contact.