if love is just a waste of time, why not waste it on me? by livinginaworldofnoise
if love is just a waste of your time, why not waste it on me?
by livinginaworldofnoise (@gh0st-0f-luke)
G, 5k, Wangxian
Summary: Gusu Lan Bakery Online Custom Order Form Requested Cake Type: [purple velvet] Frosting: [red wine-flavored whipped fondant] Filling: [margarita-flavored jello] Size: [24 layers] Shape: [rhombicosidodecahedron] Writing on Cake: [sorry for lightly singeing ur couch. i just wanted to see if it was flammable, for science. i honestly think it looks better like that but here’s a cake since u apparently don’t agree] To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Subject: Your Order Could Not Be Fulfilled Hello, The bakery is unable to complete your cake request from Order #103123 based on the information you provided. Apologies for the inconvenience. Best wishes, Gusu Lan Bakery OR: lwj is a baker. wwx wants to order a cake. what could go wrong? Kay's comments: Wei Wuxian is such a menace in this story, but it pays off, because he gets the baker. His cake requests are utterly ridiculous too. Excerpt: To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Subject: Your Order Has Been Rejected Hello, The bakery will not complete your cake request from Order #103147 based on the information you provided. This order was rejected because it is unfeasible and does not align with the baker’s professional standards. Your orders will continue to be rejected until you submit one with legitimate specifications that can actually be achieved. Please contact another bakery with this request instead of continuing to submit order forms, and refrain from asking invasive personal questions about the owner. Gusu Lan Bakery Do not reply to this email.
epistolary, modern setting, modern no powers, bakery, baker lan wangji, unconventional format, flirting, texting, of sorts, lan wangji is so done, first meetings, humor, romantic comedy
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