I wanna take a day to fake furniture shop with a person, as my imaginary friends aren't down for this. We'll fake-life it: tell a completely fabricated story about our lives, how we managed to buy our first house and we're considering *insert weird dog breed/made up breed here* and maybe throw in an imaginary child or two.
Only caveat: No fake info dumping on a Raymore and Flanigan rep that DID NOT ASK but destroy the commission hungry go-getter.
We can get fake costume jewelry for added 'wedded bliss' effect(if we're married or 'having a long engagement'). Maybe get some wigs and theft store outfits.
One of us could, low key, be a gold digger. Or we could be vaguely toxic to each other but enough toxic to make the salesman uncomfortable.
It'll be great.
