i watched around 60+ buzzfeed videos to do this but here it is : an assorted sentence pack of shane madej quotes from buzzfeed videos other than buzzfeed : unsovled ! feel free to change any pronouns in anyway you’d like ! ( pt. 1 )
❛ load me up with some chicken nuggets , baby ! ❜ ❛ i’ll eat eyeballs , i’ll eat dicks ... i’ll eat anything as long as it’s meat and it’s not gonna kill me . ❜ ❛ hopefully i’ll be good at distracting people with some pouty lips and some smoldering eyes . ❜ ❛ i was born to shimmy . ❜ ❛ i felt like a little majestic prince boy . ❜ ❛ it was truly one of the greatest experiences of my life . and i’ve been to sandwich village . ❜ ❛ with the three of us the failure just compounded . ❜ ❛ there’s clover honey , there’s wildflower honey ... there’s a lot of different kinds and they’re all beautiful in their own ways . ❜ ❛ we’re gonna dog it up , baby ! ❜ ❛ awh , are these made out of rubber tires ? i KNOW that ! ❜ ❛ if this is what people taste like then guess what ? we’re headed in a great direction . ❜ ❛ when you take a bite out of a hot dog you’re making a pact with the devil . ❜ ❛ look if you’re eating hot dogs everyday , i’m sorry , start digging a hole . ❜ ❛ i definitely appreciate it but i , more or less , try to avoid it . ❜ ❛ it looks like death . ❜ ❛ there’s a lady talking to me ... i’m guessing she’s gonna die or is dead . ❜ ❛ if i were a rational person i would just heed her advice but ... here i am . ❜ ❛ just let me walk through the door ! you don’t have to start your little puzzles and mysteries right up front . ❜ ❛ i’m gonna spend a couple hours seeing what it’s like to be scared and maybe get murdered . ❜ ❛ three years !? you’d think he’d be a little more excited to see her . ❜ ❛ i think daddy’s been around ! ❜ ❛ there are spooky sounds comin’ from the basement . i’m gonna go in . ❜ ( laughing ) ❛ i’m not having a good time ! ❜ ❛ if ya’ like to be spooked , if ya’ like to explore a little spooky ol’ mansion , sign yourself up for this one . ❜ ❛ i eat popcorn five to ten times a week . ❜ ( laughing ) ❛ this is gonna be very bad ! ❜ ❛ do i look like i need milk ? ❜ ❛ are you gonna throw up ? ❜ ❛ a life without popcorn is a life not worth living . ❜ ❛ so i’m not ... particularly looking forward to this . ❜ ❛ okay when it gets quiet like this that’s when i get nervous . ❜ ❛ o - oh it’s just a ball t - that’s fine it’s --- everything’s ... fine i --- it’s good n’ okay ! ❜ ❛ where is it --- WHERE’S THE BOY ?! ❜ ❛ i bet you can’t out - wink me . ❜ ❛ ‘cause it’s made out of like insects n’ rhino horns or something . ❜ ❛ this is bug blood , for sure . ❜ ❛ he makes movies and lipstick ? ❜ ❛ that stuff is probably straight up poison . ❜ ❛ you look like trash , buddy . ❜ ❛ look at me : ninety nine cent smile over here but worth a million dollars ! ❜ ❛ i , frankly , have no idea what this is . ❜ ❛ i’m not the biggest egg guy , i gotta be honest . ❜ ❛ i’m a baby when it comes to spice . ❜ ❛ she seemed twenty years older than me , she was probably three years older than me . ❜ ❛ i love the dust on here , there’s a light dust . you can’t see it but there’s a great dust ! ❜ ❛ this is the smoothest doughnut i’ve ever --- holy shit ! ❜ ❛ well this is great from the get - go because it looks like something i haven’t had . ❜ ❛ now , look , i’m not a religious man but pizza ? man , that’s a little slice of heaven on earth , isn’t it ? ❜ ❛ oh , but there’s a pizza storm brewing , folks ! ❜ ❛ are we gonna reach a resolution here ? nope ! but let’s have at it . ❜ ❛ i think this is it : this is the conversation we need to have . how have we not had this conversation . ❜