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[rexalogy]

[solavei]

today at work a coworker warned me that my patient’s owner let us know her cat is homophobic, meaning he tends to attack gay people violently on sight, which I thought was a joke. but that cat saw me and may have been the angriest cat I’ve ever worked with and DID in fact bite me through Kevlar gloves because he hated me so much

[solavei]

I want to emphasize that the cat was wearing a pride flag collar, which the owner gave him as exposure therapy

[solavei]

[solavei]

@butwhyduh I can confidently say this is not an issue that we’ve had before! He got a special sign made just for him.

[willgrahamscock]

I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

[part-time-zombie]

Exactly! It's freaking annoying when I want to watch movies but I would have to subscribe to like 24 different services . Just to watch the shows that I like.

[violetyakumo]

Same with Anime, it's too difficult to find decent streaming platforms nowadays. It's like having to Wave goodbye to an era where you can find shows on yt (.) to enjoy.

Anime used to be all over the place, subscription services are kind of a pain to get (.) just to watch shows.

Manga as well, they've all been thrown into the fire (.) to be paywalled.

[the-haiku-bot]

Manga as well, they’ve

all been thrown into the fire

(.) to be paywalled.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[planetofsnarfs]

A.I. tried to recreate gymnastics and gave us a Lovecraftian nightmare of unimaginable terror

ALL HAIL OCTOBUTT!

[myothertardisisonthemun]

This is the ideal gymnast body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like...

[so-much-to-read-deactivated2025]

Natalie M’phylgwnth from Carcosa just finished her beam routine, which has left another judge screaming and blind. We’re going to take a break as they look for another volunteer.

[atalana]

[bluepsi]

Jesus Christ please vote idc if Biden is in hospice care we cannot let Trump become president again

[sniperct]

[butterberg]

Here is the full text for Project 2025: click here (it starts at page 29).

[sarahseeandersen]

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

[saltedume]

her doing a jazz album would fix me i would have nothing more in life to ask for

[evilroachindustrial]

Good News!

Lady Gaga did two albums with Tony Bennett that are just the pair covering jazz standards.

[caitrose]

Lady Gaga is so over-the-top that some people forget she’s a classically trained singer and could absolutely wipe the floor with any piece she so pleased

Anyway check out my favorite song from the aforementioned jazz duet album

[catchymemes]

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

Turning into an adult is so crazy. I had a nightmare last night about accidentally paying 300 Euros for a slice of ham. I woke up sweating. No one prepares you for that.

[anxietyproblem]

[nightcorecarseatheadrest]

My friend blocked me because I wouldn’t stop sending him this picture

[horns4handles-deactivated202607]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[everythingfox]

Blown away

(via)

[spaghetti4u]

Frankenstein and her monster

[modern-politics111]

https://www.irs.gov/charities-non-profits/irs-complaint-process-tax-exempt-organizations

3. Nature of violation

Directors/Officers/Persons are using income/assets for personal gain

Organization is engaged in commercial, for-profit business activities

Income/Assets are being used to support illegal or terrorist activities

Organization is involved in a political campaign

Organization is engaged in excessive lobbying activities

Organization refused to disclose or provide a copy of Form 990

Organization failed to report employment, income or excise tax liability properly

Organization failed to file required federal tax returns and forms

Organization engaged in deceptive or improper fundraising practices

Other (describe)

[lostsometime]

to simplify: churches are forbidden to promote specific political parties or candidates, in order to maintain tax-exempt status.  no religious institution is allowed to make explicit political statements, including “this party is bad,” “this party is good,” “you should vote for x,” “you should not vote for x,” or “let’s raise money for x political party or campaign.”  all of those things are super illegal!  if they’re going to act as a political entity, they need to pay taxes like any other political entity!  report their asses!!!!

[ms-cellanies]

MAKE THIS GO VIRAL - REBLOG IT ….. REPEATEDLY

[cricketcat9]

My American followers, please do your part

[romulanhorsegirl]

Ooooh I know so many pastors that violate this rule

[scienceyoucanlove-deactivated20]

As a 19-year-old sophomore at Stanford, Elizabeth Holmes decided to transform diagnostic medicine so she dropped out of college and used her tuition money to start her own company, Theranos. Ten years later, Holmes, pictured here holding a micro-vial, is on the cutting edge of medical technology — her new blood testing method allows hundreds of tests to be run using only a few drops of blood. And, Holmes’ methods are cheaper, faster, more accurate, and less invasive than conventional methods which often require a separate vial of blood for every test. As Holmes told Wired.com earlier this year, “I started this company because I wanted to spend my life changing our health care system. When someone you love gets really sick, most of the time when you find out, it’s too late to be able to do something about it. It’s heartbreaking… We wanted to make actionable health information accessible to people everywhere at the time it matters most. That means two things: being able to detect conditions in time to do something about them and providing access to information that can empower people to improve their lives.”

read more from A Mighty Girl

[thejunglenook]

Reasons you should adore Elizabeth Holmes:

She is featured as Forbes’ youngest self-made woman billionaire.

Her tests will revolutionize the public health world as we know it; Making diagnostic testing accessible and affordable for more people (and potentially saving Medicare and Medicaid ~$100 billion each over the next decade). (x)

She is a coauthor on 82 US and 189 foreign patent applications. (x)

Her fear of needles served as a motivator for launching Theranos. (x)

[punkitt-is-here]

[idk-my-aesthetic]

click that link in the second reblog it’s like a rickroll but better. true environmental storytelling

[dietspam16]

this graph is sending me thank you forbes

[dabwax-deactivated20250410]

In the show Centaurworld, the notorious thief character Glendale gives a conference to some folks she’s scamming looking like this

And yeah, she does the Elizabeth Holmes Voice. The funniest part of that is the woman who voices Glendale is Megan Nicole Dong, who is the showrunner and lead writer. She really wanted an Elizabeth Holmes bit in a show directed at older kids/young teens and that’s so fucking funny of her