sin to win

art blog is @pissnpus

[yanelknows]

call me mommy  

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

I think I watched this like 10 times

[oddly-romantic]

when someone says they cant watch somethingc bc its not on netflix or hulu and u’ve been pirating shit since u were 10

[deepetch]

[enchantedpoop]

10 year old me: who are you

me now: im you but im allowed to say fuck

[androginking]

[enchantedpoop]

Drink bitch

[abalottegrimm]

They’re never gonna let us Africans on Family feud again. I tell you.

[nomynameisrollin-deactivated201]

😂😂😂😂😂

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

I love it lmao

[maximumeffort-writing]

High-school AU bc I’m a sucker for cliche troupes,,,,, Let Me Live. In an effort to help Bruce out socially Alfred sends him to a public high school. He makes friends there much to his own surprise - Then there’s the kid everyone calls Joker.

dedicated to @enchantedpoop for sending me a super sweet message!!

Pairings: Batman/Joker, Harley/Ivy, implied Harley/Ivy/Selina (a bit of TLBM universe mixed w TDK)

Warnings: au, swearing, fluff fluff fluff

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[ironinkpen]

my sense of humor:

suggesting “kill them” as punishment for an extremely disproportionate crime  (”he stole my eraser” “kill him”)

staring at an object that has fallen over for a prolonged amount of time and with inordinate disappointment

*points at a garbage can* “that’s me”

zooming really far into someone’s face on snapchat

*something minorly inconveniencing happens* “@god what did I ever do to you”

“what are you doing” “my best”

shortening words that are already shorter versions of other words (ex: thank, congrat, welc)

“Bees?”

[seijass]

[surfinthehighway]

[general-winky]

I WAS WATCHING 6TEEN AND THE ASSISTANT MANAGER OF THE KHAKI BARN 

IT JUST SAYS ASS MAN

[meme-theft]

[meme-theft]

[long-ago-in-a-distant-land]

[otherwindow]

Favorite Transgender Characters Part 1: Hana (Tokyo Godfathers)

[redhotpussyliqours]

god this is such a 2017 mood

[tralillian]

[aicosu]

AHHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH MY GOD

[svinto]

the signs as this video

aries: tim taurus: fuckin hell gemini: the elf cancer: the new liberal democrat party leader leo: the aeroplane virgo: the zooming libra: president putin and obama shooting hoops scorpio: the worst day of their professional life sagittarius: the news presenter capricorn: the faulty earpiece aquarius: the dicks pisces: doctor who aka the australian prime minister

[lavendersewingcircle]

The saga continues…

[brightamelia-blog]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING IN THE UNIVERSE