Thor, post-coronation: heimdall you have committed treason quite frequently
Heimdall: yes, my king
Thor: can I trust you to commit treason against me should it become necessary?
Heimdall: of course, my king
Thor: you’re already planning treason, aren’t you
Heimdall: it’s how our government stays functioning
Thor: good, good. Well, don’t let me stop you, just make sure to surprise me when it happens























