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i always be so hard on myself for no reason like chill tf out bitch we on the same damn team

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My man Jesus

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What story is that?

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Matthew 18:9

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“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

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“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”

“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”

“wut”

“What?”

“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”

“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”

“Uh….”

“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”

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Canon Jesus > Fanon Jesus.

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to the heavy-hearted tonight:

there are so many good sunsets and late night chats and great brunches ahead of this.

stay here. i need you.

you have so much to offer the world. dont kid yourself. this funk- itll pass.

but you wont.

you are full of so many brilliant shades of colors the world needs to see.

and its okay if you dont see that tonight, if you dont feel it. because i see it in you. so dont turn off your light. keep living. keep surviving. keep fighting.

you’re worth it.

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me about me: when is she gonna stop …………..isn’t she tired..

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My grandmother once told me, ‘Relationships are work, honey, and they aren’t 50/50. Some days when I get up I only feel like giving 10%, then your granddaddy has to give 90% that day. But there is always 100% love.‘”

Leigh Ann Lunsford (via wordsnquotes)