Be Dope In Real Life

Just out here aspiring to be Beyoncé’s horse | 32

[arabellesicardi]

[bbworship]

[nicksand]

When I saw this pic I knew Knicks were gonna win.

I am sorry Spurs, my goat says Knicks I follow 😔

[nicksand]

@lchupanibre

[lchupanibre]

you might be the only mf that saw this and thought it was a good luck charm ngl lmao

[nicksand]

Lolololololol

[taiwanesekid05]

[wifislim]

[earthboundrocketman]

Me and airplane bathrooms are like oil and water.

Idk how I’m gonna fare if I ever have to shit on a flight or travel overseas.

[pipermintz-deactivated20260402]

I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.

Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"

and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

[eternalfarnham]

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

[viralfrog]

[butch-ramblings]

pussy understander so they call me cliterate

[coolpillowindeed]

heavy is the head of an empath

[vehder]

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

[juicy-cloture]

Thick ass cheetah 🐆

[bey-life]

[ruesdeluxe]

[mhtyr]

mutuals to sit on the balcony on a summer night with

[earthboundrocketman]

Everything is A lot tour night two

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