[ask-wei-wuxian]

I have a theory 

[dainjdrawings]

YOI x MDZS (Crossover) <3 xD

[castielific]

Oh my god, I've just seen this story on instagram about this guy that filled his bathtub with waterbead...except he didn't think about how he was going to empty it.

So he unplugged the bathtub which was apparently the worst idea he could possibly have because this happened

So he panicked and started asking people on the internet what he should do. Which was also a bad idea.

First suggestion: flush the toilet

This caused a smelly overflow that flooded the whole bathroom.

Second suggestion: vaccum the beads

His vaccum caught fire.

At this point it had actually spread to the neighborhood and people came to ask question but he denied knowing anything about it. He then discovered that it's invaded the whole sewer system.

And yet, he continued to take suggestion from the internet.

Third suggestion: put salt in

It actually worked. Well, until.

Poop apprently started flooding his house.

And then the streets.

It all happened yesterday so we're still waiting on an update on the situation but I hadn't laugh like this in a while.

You should go and watch the whole story (it's in 4 parts)

It's in french, but you get it even if you don't speak it and his screams of panic are hilarious

Word of warning: don't fill your bathtub with waterbeads. Just don't.

[castielific]

Update on the situation. The waterbeads have totally blocked the sewer system. He received a letter from town hall telling people to report nuisances to the cops that are searching for the culprit.

He's in so much trouble that I'm starting to feel guilty for finding this funny...but still kinda laughing about it.

[catasapphic-deactivated20200602]

[reikukaja]

Art by @omarvinillustrations , meme by me 😁

[reinerbraunprotectionsquad]

Finally I can make this!

[huahua]

THE WAY HE MOVED TO GO SIT NEXT TO XIE LIAN HDKSHDAJ DOES HE THINK HES SUBTLE

[mxtxconfessions]

I wish mxtx could write more smut.

[honeycheerio]

[mackdaddyofthecravate]

Guanyin Temple

[softwangji]

one of the coolest things about mdzs is that even tho it’s mainly from wwx's pov, mxtx allows us to form our own opinions about his character by letting us get to know him both before and after the events that really led to his demise and subsequent demonization in the eyes of the public

[damn-shawty]

i can’t believe lan wangji lived without wifi for 13 years

[wanning]

“Young man, there are two cringe worthy phrases in one’s life that must be said, no matter what.” “Which two?” “‘Thank you’, and ‘I’m sorry’”. “What can anybody do to me if I don’t say them?” “Someday, you’ll say those words in tears.”

──── 魔道祖师 by 墨香铜臭. English translation by Exiled Rebels.

[i-told-you-soooo-deactivated202]

Teen Wei Ying, admiring Lan Zhan from a distance: He could end my life anytime and I’d thank him

Nie Huaisang and Jiang Cheng, tired of his oblivious pining: We’d thank him too

[doyouwannabshowtime]

Kidnapper: I have your son.

Lan Zhan, holding A-Yuan: I have my son, he's right here.

Kidnapper: Then who just asked for chocolate milk with a straw and made us cut the crusts off his pb&j sandwich?

Lan Zhan: ...You have my husband.

[incorrecthobquotes]

The plot device is stored in the Xie Lian

[onapermanentmoodswing]

When u find out ur son is in a relationship with the demon king