juhoonstoenail

A multifandom gurl 09' liner She/her call me JINNY!! Posts incorrect quotes about anything and everything!!

[engene28]

James: You're smiling. What happened?

Keonho: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?

Juhoon: Martin tripped and fell down the stairs today.

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I go yeongkeukeu btw if anyone even cares

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Juhoon: Okay, can we all stop saying stupid shit for a moment, please?!

James: Alright.

Martin: Hey, I-

Juhoon: SHUT UP!

Martin: I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY SENTENCE!!

James: It was bound to be stupid.

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Keonho: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies.

Seonghyeon: You’re too young to have enemies.

Keonho: You don’t even know.

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Martin: Could you be anymore annoying?

Keonho: Yes.

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Seonghyeon: Fight me!

Martin: Ha, look at your size! What are you gonna do, kick my ankle?

Later

Juhoon: Why is Martin crying?

James: Seonghyeon kicked him really hard on the ankle.

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martin, excitedly: Heeyy!!

james: Hey, someone's excited.

juhoon, deadpan: Yeah, and it's making me sick.

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james: Anyone down to take couples counseling and see at what point the therapist realizes we barely know each other?

martin: Idiots to lovers, 20k words, angst with a happy ending.

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juhoon: What is the one thing I told you not to do?

keonho: Burn the house down.

juhoon: And what did you do?

keonho: I made dinner.

juhoon:

keonho:

juhoon:

keonho: And burnt the house down.

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Jisung: Chenle gets offended by everything.

Chenle: What did you say about me?!?

Jisung: ...

Jisung: Case in point.

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Jaemin: You're violent.

Renjun: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.

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Hendery: Hey Yangyang?

Yangyang: Yeah?

Hendery: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?

Yangyang:

Yangyang: ...What.

[engene28]

Hendery: Hey, Xiaojun you're smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of chloroform.

Xiaojun: Have you ever been to a mortuary?

Hendery: Yea, my grandma lives there.

Kun: That is the worst response to that question.

[engene28]

while waiting outside the principal’s office

jay: What are you in for?

jake: Oh, they just want to know if it’s cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What about you?

jay: I stabbed a kid with a screwdriver.

jake:

jake:

jake: We live very different lives.

jay: Yes we do.

[engene28]

jay: I wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a “I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences” kinda way.

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jake, at an awards show: Well, first of all, I’d like to thank sunghoon, the love of my life, for telling me jungwon was going to win so don’t bother to prepare a speech.

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Sungho: Quacking in my boobs over this

Sungho: QUAKING*

Sungho: BOOTS* FUCKER.