It&#x27;s a viola

Stupidest thing you’ve done, go

I don't have to answer that.

Oh, probably the time he thought it would be funny to eat a damaged lithium ion battery. He was right - it was very funny. Not for him though.

That's just insulting, I've done much stupider stuff than that. Come on, try harder. What about the time I forgot to set a timer and accidentally detonated my bomb immediately and got blown up too? I hadn't even done my buildup yet! We weren't at peak narrative tension!

@gizm0roleplayz

gizm0roleplayz

Competitiveness used against him :)

Veey fun

#nastya.txt #gizm0-gadgetz #captainjonnydville

He falls for it every time. It's very funny.

Stupidest thing you’ve done, go

I don't have to answer that.

Oh, probably the time he thought it would be funny to eat a damaged lithium ion battery. He was right - it was very funny. Not for him though.

That's just insulting, I've done much stupider stuff than that. Come on, try harder. What about the time I forgot to set a timer and accidentally detonated my bomb immediately and got blown up too? I hadn't even done my buildup yet! We weren't at peak narrative tension!

@gizm0roleplayz

Stupidest thing you’ve done, go

I don't have to answer that.

#nastya.txt #captainjonnydville

Oh, probably the time he thought it would be funny to eat a damaged lithium ion battery. He was right - it was very funny. Not for him though.

Hello, Rasputina Nastya!

How are you doing?

I've relatively recently cleaned Aurora and was wondering how she is doing as well. And curious if she was indeed helping me or these were just lucky coincidences.

With respect, @researcher-4e69636b

I am fine.

Aurora is doing well, and she told me to thank you for asking.

She says she was helping you intentionally. She gets bored sometimes. And I think she's curious about you.

#nastya.txt #asks #ask the mechs #researcher-4e69636b

I like bananas

Because they have no bones

That you know about.

#nastya.txt #asks #ask the mechs #anon

Who is the crew are you currently the most annoyed at?

Tim keeps firing at the Aurora’s walls, so probably him. Not to worry, I have since garrotted him with some spare wires.

#nastya.txt #ask the mechs #asks #anon

commsroom

the progressive removal of usb ports, headphone jacks, etc. is desexualization. a computer is a woman and she wants you to penetrate her

are you the cryptid or is the planet the cryptid

the way you phrased things made it unclear

I’m the cryptid. I’m taking my cloak and wizard hat and I’m going to be the mysterious man in the forest who appears only the the ‘worthy’ (the people who I think look fun to play with) to give them ‘quests’ (random pointless tasks). And of course the ‘chosen one’ (any random 11-year-old who looks like fun) will receive their ‘fateful weapon’ (a gun). It’s going to be fun.

You need more supervision

And who, exactly, would do that?

Someone more responsible

then again every more responsible person is smart enough to not what to give themselves more work by watching you

Exactly. More work for them. Not that they’d even be able to stop me.

You need training

I keep saying we should put him in a shock collar, but the others don’t like that idea for some reason.

I think negative consequences are know to have less successful results but there’s no harm in trying

Oh, not to train him - I don’t think that’s possible. But it’s harder to misbehave when being electrocuted. I think it would be effective for our purposes.

Ah… I suppose that’s true see why the crew don’t like that idea so much though

My idea was to just take all his ammo and give him some when he’s being good

That’d be difficult to control. He could always find or steal more. No, I think this would be much more effective.

Ashes: For. Thinks it would be funny.

Ivy: Against. Thinks it would only make him angrier and more violent.

Brian, MJE: Against. Harming others is wrong:

Brian, EJM: For. Harming Jonny could prevent further, greater harm.

Toy Soldier: No comment. But it would be very happy to help by carrying around and using the remote.

Gunpowder Tim: Against. Initially for, as he found it amusing, until he realised that this precedent could lead to him getting one next.

Raphaella: For. Thinks it would be great fun. In fact, she thinks others of the crew would benefit from shock collars.

Marius: Against. Does not want to encourage Raphaella and risk getting put in a shock collar.

I do think ivy has the best point

Also if he steels more ammo just take a page form medieval time and chop his hands off

Hmm. Not a bad idea, I suppose.

are you the cryptid or is the planet the cryptid

the way you phrased things made it unclear

I’m the cryptid. I’m taking my cloak and wizard hat and I’m going to be the mysterious man in the forest who appears only the the ‘worthy’ (the people who I think look fun to play with) to give them ‘quests’ (random pointless tasks). And of course the ‘chosen one’ (any random 11-year-old who looks like fun) will receive their ‘fateful weapon’ (a gun). It’s going to be fun.

You need more supervision

And who, exactly, would do that?

Someone more responsible

then again every more responsible person is smart enough to not what to give themselves more work by watching you

Exactly. More work for them. Not that they’d even be able to stop me.

You need training

I keep saying we should put him in a shock collar, but the others don’t like that idea for some reason.

I think negative consequences are know to have less successful results but there’s no harm in trying

Oh, not to train him - I don’t think that’s possible. But it’s harder to misbehave when being electrocuted. I think it would be effective for our purposes.

Ah… I suppose that’s true see why the crew don’t like that idea so much though

My idea was to just take all his ammo and give him some when he’s being good

That’d be difficult to control. He could always find or steal more. No, I think this would be much more effective.

Ashes: For. Thinks it would be funny.

Ivy: Against. Thinks it would only make him angrier and more violent.

Brian, MJE: Against. Harming others is wrong:

Brian, EJM: For. Harming Jonny could prevent further, greater harm.

Toy Soldier: No comment. But it would be very happy to help by carrying around and using the remote.

Gunpowder Tim: Against. Initially for, as he found it amusing, until he realised that this precedent could lead to him getting one next.

Raphaella: For. Thinks it would be great fun. In fact, she thinks others of the crew would benefit from shock collars.

Marius: Against. Does not want to encourage Raphaella and risk getting put in a shock collar.

are you the cryptid or is the planet the cryptid

the way you phrased things made it unclear

I’m the cryptid. I’m taking my cloak and wizard hat and I’m going to be the mysterious man in the forest who appears only the the ‘worthy’ (the people who I think look fun to play with) to give them ‘quests’ (random pointless tasks). And of course the ‘chosen one’ (any random 11-year-old who looks like fun) will receive their ‘fateful weapon’ (a gun). It’s going to be fun.

You need more supervision

And who, exactly, would do that?

Someone more responsible

then again every more responsible person is smart enough to not what to give themselves more work by watching you

Exactly. More work for them. Not that they’d even be able to stop me.

You need training

I keep saying we should put him in a shock collar, but the others don’t like that idea for some reason.

I think negative consequences are know to have less successful results but there’s no harm in trying

Oh, not to train him - I don’t think that’s possible. But it’s harder to misbehave when being electrocuted. I think it would be effective for our purposes.

are you the cryptid or is the planet the cryptid

the way you phrased things made it unclear

I’m the cryptid. I’m taking my cloak and wizard hat and I’m going to be the mysterious man in the forest who appears only the the ‘worthy’ (the people who I think look fun to play with) to give them ‘quests’ (random pointless tasks). And of course the ‘chosen one’ (any random 11-year-old who looks like fun) will receive their ‘fateful weapon’ (a gun). It’s going to be fun.

You need more supervision

And who, exactly, would do that?

Someone more responsible

then again every more responsible person is smart enough to not what to give themselves more work by watching you

Exactly. More work for them. Not that they’d even be able to stop me.

You need training

I keep saying we should put him in a shock collar, but the others don’t like that idea for some reason.

not-qualified-for-your-bull

elias-magnusnt

Wooo! Looky there a cool picrew! By @potato-lord-but-not Anyways make yourself tag someone and tell me what your favorite planet is. Mine's Saturn because it's pretty and I am superficial.

@jonahmagnus-research @little-watcher @clara-von-closen @j-sims-tmi (i want to see those secret eyes pop out) @vapor-web @ren-cormander-archival-intern @soren-gravestone-baltimore & anybody else who wants to join!

fog-and-isolation

S-Sal is still, uh, out of town, so h-here's me!

I hope she's okay...

F-favorite planet? Um, I-I guess Neptune. I, you know, I like the blue.

O-oh, and the tagging part. Uh, @not-qualified-for-your-bull I, uh, think I've talked to you, haven't I?

-Michael S.

(Ooc: accidentally gave Jon a bit too much swag-)

Thank you.

it’s Jupiter.

@the-h0t-one @ren-cormander-archival-intern @child-of-the-vast @laertesthelocalstranger @lyfedda and whoever else wants to join.

oh. and @strandsoftealeaves. I SUPPOSE. You might like this one…

lyfedda

I still don't understand the point of these, but I suppose they're enjoyable enough to do.

Midgard is my favorite planet. I've only been there and Earth, so..

Tags: @speyeralling-down-thy-majesty @doctorbarontsct @lambstoth3slaughter @eyes-that-decieve and anyone else

doctorbarontsct

still dont get why so many of these dont have a monogoggle. i think i managed to convey my excellent fashion sense regardless.

anyway, @doctorbaronmariusvonraum, passing this your way, or anyone else who wants to join in the fun

doctorbaronmariusvonraum

Oh, another one! My favourite planet? Hmm… oh, what was that one- you know, the one with the monsters that rip your face off, and the terrified people slowly but surely transforming into them? That was fun.

@researcher-4e69636b @gizm0-gadgetz @engineer-nastya

Oh. Interesting.

My favourite planet? I’d say HD 189733b. It’s a pleasant blue colour, and it rains glass sideways at seven times the speed of sound.

@nas-does-engineer @local-mad-scientist @captainjonnydville

#tag game

doctorbaronmariusvonraum

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#out of character

local-mad-scientist

Hello, Raphaella. How are your experiments coming along?

-@engineer-nastya

Hello, other dimension Nastya!

The virus has ben coming along nicely, kills a bit quicker now!

The Toy Solider let me borrow some of its "special blend" of tea and I've been preforming some tests on the properties of it. Toy won't tell me what's in it, when I ask it responds simply with "tea" which is true, but not what I am looking for.

Sounds interesting. Does ingestion of the ‘special blend’ tea by live subjects have any notable effects?

local-mad-scientist

It kills them!

After autopsys all of the subjects have displayed chemical burns on their esophagus, covered by a coating of a thick dark liquid, likely a byproduct of the reaction between the tea and bodily fluids.

What's interesting about it is that the tea doesn't have this affect on any of the crew. That might be because of our heightened healing abilities, but for there to be not even a burning sensation seems odd. (More tests are in order...)

What about you? Anything interesting?

Oh, intriguing. At the moment, my Raphaella is trying to convince me to help her with finding out whether my blood is toxic to others. I haven’t taken her up on it yet, though.

local-mad-scientist

That does sound like an interesting experiment, I would assume it would be toxic, at least mildly, but the mechanisms change our biology in odd ways...

I do understand your hesitance though.