JEK

Jek is sick of being bound to inboxes

[ashenmind]

when the going gets tough, you should shatter into a thousand pieces that will never go back together like they did before

[ashenmind]

rearranging your pieces into little horsies, ok?

[horsefigureoftheday]

It's all I've ever wanted

[counting-horses]

These posts contain 18 horses!

🎠 @ashenmind

when the going gets tough, you should shatter into a thousand pieces that will never go back together like they did before

🎠 @ashenmind

rearranging your pieces into little horsies, ok?

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[ashenmind]

rearranging your pieces into 18 little horsies, ok?

[jek-anon-given-form]

Tell us @vonraumstherapy is this sound mental health advice *points the microphone at you*

[vonraumstherapy]

I couldnt put it better myself! Everyone turn into several horses! Now!

[jek-anon-given-form]

Well with the professional opinion there you have it folks

[ashenmind]

when the going gets tough, you should shatter into a thousand pieces that will never go back together like they did before

[ashenmind]

rearranging your pieces into little horsies, ok?

[horsefigureoftheday]

It's all I've ever wanted

[counting-horses]

These posts contain 18 horses!

🎠 @ashenmind

when the going gets tough, you should shatter into a thousand pieces that will never go back together like they did before

🎠 @ashenmind

rearranging your pieces into little horsies, ok?

Posts are selected by humans, processed automatically and queued to post. Click the link for more information about each horse. You can send a link or text to be counted to my ask box.

[ashenmind]

rearranging your pieces into 18 little horsies, ok?

[jek-anon-given-form]

Tell us @vonraumstherapy is this sound mental health advice *points the microphone at you*

[boospooky78]

Hiiiiii boo >:3

-JEk

hello jekkkkk

[jek-anon-given-form]

I’m diseased

[boospooky78]

did you eat a plague spider or something?

[jek-anon-given-form]

I licked blood off my fingers after cleaning surgical equipment

[boospooky78]

good for you! was it any good?

[jek-anon-given-form]

Bit metallically

[boospooky78]

Hiiiiii boo >:3

-JEk

hello jekkkkk

[jek-anon-given-form]

I’m diseased

[boospooky78]

did you eat a plague spider or something?

[jek-anon-given-form]

I licked blood off my fingers after cleaning surgical equipment

[boospooky78]

Hiiiiii boo >:3

-JEk

hello jekkkkk

[jek-anon-given-form]

I’m diseased

[vonraumstherapy]

Pondering is good for the mind. Wasn’t aware horses could ponder though..

[jek-anon-given-form]

Pondering 2 different thoughts with the 2 sides of their brain

[caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj-firstmate]

Belts are fucking perfect

Decent tourniquet

You can strap someone down to stop them thrashing and damaging shit

Shove it in someone’s mouth to stop em biting there tongue off don’t do much to muffle screams though

Holds pants up

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

They can even be made into a dress

[caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj-firstmate]

Maybe i could do this if someone hadn’t stolen my fuckin’ belts

[swarm-mother]

Ya ever go through your drafts and realize you totally forgot to respond to something ages ago?

Anyways, you got your belts back a while ago, so you could do it now if you wanted to.

[anomalocaris-in-da-clurb]

It took me until halfway through to realize this wasn’t a rogue horny post

[swarm-mother]

To be fair, when it comes to Jonny and belts, you never really know.

[jek-anon-given-form]

Somewhere I have it written down that Jonny gets teased the fuck outta for his belts, they’d take a while to get off and it’s perfect to test his patience you know

[swarm-mother]

I imagine it must be rough to deal with during romantic occasions, which the other Mechs would probably poke a bit of fun at.

[jek-anon-given-form]

Exactly!

Yet he still wears so many

[swarm-mother]

Well sometimes aesthetics are worth a bit of trouble and, truth be told, Jonny does manage to make the look work.

[jek-anon-given-form]

lol true enough

[caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj-firstmate]

Belts are fucking perfect

Decent tourniquet

You can strap someone down to stop them thrashing and damaging shit

Shove it in someone’s mouth to stop em biting there tongue off don’t do much to muffle screams though

Holds pants up

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

They can even be made into a dress

[caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj-firstmate]

Maybe i could do this if someone hadn’t stolen my fuckin’ belts

[swarm-mother]

Ya ever go through your drafts and realize you totally forgot to respond to something ages ago?

Anyways, you got your belts back a while ago, so you could do it now if you wanted to.

[anomalocaris-in-da-clurb]

It took me until halfway through to realize this wasn’t a rogue horny post

[swarm-mother]

To be fair, when it comes to Jonny and belts, you never really know.

[jek-anon-given-form]

Somewhere I have it written down that Jonny gets teased the fuck outta for his belts, they’d take a while to get off and it’s perfect to test his patience you know

[swarm-mother]

I imagine it must be rough to deal with during romantic occasions, which the other Mechs would probably poke a bit of fun at.

[jek-anon-given-form]

Exactly!

Yet he still wears so many

[caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj-firstmate]

Belts are fucking perfect

Decent tourniquet

You can strap someone down to stop them thrashing and damaging shit

Shove it in someone’s mouth to stop em biting there tongue off don’t do much to muffle screams though

Holds pants up

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

They can even be made into a dress

[caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj-firstmate]

Maybe i could do this if someone hadn’t stolen my fuckin’ belts

[swarm-mother]

Ya ever go through your drafts and realize you totally forgot to respond to something ages ago?

Anyways, you got your belts back a while ago, so you could do it now if you wanted to.

[anomalocaris-in-da-clurb]

It took me until halfway through to realize this wasn’t a rogue horny post

[swarm-mother]

To be fair, when it comes to Jonny and belts, you never really know.

[jek-anon-given-form]

Somewhere I have it written down that Jonny gets teased the fuck outta for his belts, they’d take a while to get off and it’s perfect to test his patience you know

[swarm-mother]

Tiv tumblr did a bad and I got a notification that just said “I do enjoy pulling out” and now I’m giggling

I mean, obviously the hammer is a metaphor for my d-

[jek-anon-given-form]

Hehehe JeK is amused

👏 👏 👏

Hehhe

[this-is-controll]

Ooh tell us your real name Control!! Because if you don't it's definitely something stupid

YOULL JUST HAVE TO GUESS BECAUSE IM NEVER TELLING, BOT BECAUSE ITS SOMETHING STUPID BUT BECAUSE NONE OF YOU DESERVE TO KNOW HOW GOOD IT IS!!!!!

[splat-the-paint-freight]

It's probably Nathan or something

[this-is-controll]

STOP SPREADING MISINFORMATION!!!!

[splat-the-paint-freight]

No, this is totally real info....

[this-is-controll]

IS NOT!!!!!

[jek-anon-given-form]

Is it Tomas cause your pfp is Tomas the tank engine

[this-is-controll]

NO ITS NOT THAT

//on a more serious note it’s purely bc this roleplay acc is a 10 yr old and I didn’t feel comfortable putting a real kids face as my pfp

[jek-anon-given-form]

Suspicious

Ooc // yeah I guessed that’d be why lol

[this-is-controll]

Ooh tell us your real name Control!! Because if you don't it's definitely something stupid

YOULL JUST HAVE TO GUESS BECAUSE IM NEVER TELLING, BOT BECAUSE ITS SOMETHING STUPID BUT BECAUSE NONE OF YOU DESERVE TO KNOW HOW GOOD IT IS!!!!!

[splat-the-paint-freight]

It's probably Nathan or something

[this-is-controll]

STOP SPREADING MISINFORMATION!!!!

[splat-the-paint-freight]

No, this is totally real info....

[this-is-controll]

IS NOT!!!!!

[jek-anon-given-form]

Is it Tomas cause your pfp is Tomas the tank engine

[mechs-headcanons]

Ohhhh someone’s talking about new Texas which is like cat nip to me.

This isn’t specific to new Texans but their “cows”

Though some fuckery their cows have 6 legs in order to produce more meat

Their tails (which they have 2) end in hard keratin balls which work like whips

Their horns are jagged so they’re smooth going in but get stuck coming out

-JEk

why did i immediately think of like a pokemon,,, hold on lemme find the specific one. ik it doesn’t look too similar but the vibes,,,,

[jek-anon-given-form]

I can’t even defend that I get the same vibes. I didn’t notice until It was so like tauros until I’d finished.

[psychological-torture-anon]

I’ll have you know I did drop out for a while but I have no clue what 6th grade it cause I’m cool

you however are not cool

and? again, i've heard worse, do you really think it'll hurt me in a way that matters?

[jek-anon-given-form]

Ok so turns out there an ask limit per hour or something so I do need to take form… :(

Not really but I’m having fun and that’s really the main thing that matters to me :3

[psychological-torture-anon]

lmao get wrecked

[jek-anon-given-form]

Oh shut up ):

[psychological-torture-anon]

nuh uh

[jek-anon-given-form]

Yeah uh

[psychological-torture-anon]

you have no say in here

[jek-anon-given-form]

Why not

[psychological-torture-anon]

I’ll have you know I did drop out for a while but I have no clue what 6th grade it cause I’m cool

you however are not cool

and? again, i've heard worse, do you really think it'll hurt me in a way that matters?

[jek-anon-given-form]

Ok so turns out there an ask limit per hour or something so I do need to take form… :(

Not really but I’m having fun and that’s really the main thing that matters to me :3

[psychological-torture-anon]

lmao get wrecked

[jek-anon-given-form]

Oh shut up ):

[psychological-torture-anon]

nuh uh

[jek-anon-given-form]

Yeah uh

[psychological-torture-anon]

I’ll have you know I did drop out for a while but I have no clue what 6th grade it cause I’m cool

you however are not cool

and? again, i've heard worse, do you really think it'll hurt me in a way that matters?

[jek-anon-given-form]

Ok so turns out there an ask limit per hour or something so I do need to take form… :(

Not really but I’m having fun and that’s really the main thing that matters to me :3

[psychological-torture-anon]

lmao get wrecked

[jek-anon-given-form]

Oh shut up ):

[psychological-torture-anon]

I’ll have you know I did drop out for a while but I have no clue what 6th grade it cause I’m cool

you however are not cool

and? again, i've heard worse, do you really think it'll hurt me in a way that matters?

[jek-anon-given-form]

Ok so turns out there an ask limit per hour or something so I do need to take form… :(

Not really but I’m having fun and that’s really the main thing that matters to me :3