#EnglishProf

[english-prof]

When I make a pop culture reference “from my time” and my students just stare blankly at me like the fucking dinosaur I am

[english-prof]

It’s happened again 🙃🙃

[mis4nthropy]

me: (worries about all the things I haven’t done yet)

me: (still doesn’t do them)

[princesconsuela]

4 stages of stress

[docteure-blog]

Every weekend of my life.

[bob-belcher]

[femboss]

I’M DOING IT

I’M WRITING

[femboss]

nevermind

[gr8writingtips]

writing tip #1895:

scream

[teathattast]

[academicssay]

[academicssay]

Keep your friends close, and your personal shame over failing to meet overly ambitious summer writing goals closer.

[english-prof]

me: i gotta focus on this beca-

brain: ladies and gentlemen,

me: please

brain: this is mambo no. 5

[xbox420-deactivated20141118]

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

[academicssay]

that feeling when you save all your writing for the summer and don’t want to write because it’s summer

[itsagifnotagif]

It hurts how relatable this is

[gr8writingtips]

writing tip #1794:

write some words. no. that’s too little. write some more. good

[jinkies-binx]

me, holding my thumb over my laptop’s power button: do you need a time out or are you done

[poehlerised]

[megsokay]

Guys, we made it to May.