English Muffin

Name: Alex ******* Favorite fandoms: Percy Jackson, The Mysterious Benidict Society, The Heros of Olympus, Harry Potter, The Land of stories,Hamilton,Hunger Games,Dear Even Hansen, Be More Chill,21 chump street,Marvel,​ Fantastic Beasts, Promise Neverland,Maze Runner, The Flash, Agents Of Shield +

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Birthday cake

The SQUIP: I’m going to need you to calm down 

Jeremy: *banging fists on the table* But how can it be birthday cake  flavor when birthday cake can be any flavor?!

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Floor please

Waiter: *at a restaurant* would you like a table?

Jeremy: Yes plea-

Michael: No, not at all. I came he(e)re to eat on the floor. CaRpEt fOr 2 PleAsE?!

Jeremy: 

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Rock Paper Scissors

Jake and Rich: Rock, paper, scissors SHOOT

Rich: *does scissors* 

Jake: *does paper* 

Jake: ...

Rich: 

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The 7 snow tubing

Percy: *standing up in tire while its going down the hill, pretending to surf* 

Annabeth: *Throwing snowballs at groups that are taking to long to go up the stairs* 

Frank: *building snow forts with kids to side* 

Hazel: *telling children to not be scared of falling down*

Jason and Piper: *actually doing it correct without a problem* 

Leo: *falling off of his tire in the middle of the hill while going down fast* 

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sorry Jared

Evan: who would want to hurt Jared?!

Connor: anyone who met him.

Evan:

Jared: 

Connor: ... did I say that out loud?

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Chloe: I hate meeting new people. I never know what to say

Christine: Just be yourself! Say something nice!

Chloe: Which one? I can't do both!

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Purple

Jake: Why are your tongues purple?

Michael: we got slushes. I had a red one

Jeremy: and i had a blue one

Jake: ... oh 

Jake: ... oH!

Christine: ...

Christine: you drank each others slushes?

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The two best couples cold

Jeremy: I’m cold 

Michael: He(e)re, take my hoodie 

Jake: I’m cold

Rich: *sets world on fire* 

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Michael: How do you tell someone you’d like to hit them in the face with a brick?

Jake: One wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental items used in building walls. Repeatedly.

Rich: Thats the most beautiful thing i’ve ever heard-  

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Rich, the matchmaker

Rich: Hey Jeremy! Are you free tonight?

Jeremy: uh, yes...

Rich: Michael! Are you free tonight?

Michael: Yeah

Rich: Great! I’m not. Enjoy your date~

Michael: ... did he just-

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When jared’s invited to a chat

                                 Conner has invited to Evan to treebros 

Connor: Hey treeboi

Evan: -.- Hey emoboy 

Connor: How was your day evvie?

Evan: bad...

                                      Anonymous has added Jared to treebros 

Jared: Bad?

Connor: Jared?! Who added u?

Evan: life’s been hard

Jared: Hard?

Evan: Has been rough...

Connor: dont do it Jared-

Jared: KiNkY

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Weird is not too weird for the weirdness of art

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