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Remus: preferred gender is jack sparrow or mad hatter but adam sandler works for now

Virgil: We have gender at home

Remus: I don’t do casserole

Kieran: Do you know which question I'm asked the most?

Reaver: 'Will you please leave the premises?'

The two best couples cold

Jeremy: I’m cold

Michael: He(e)re, take my hoodie

Jake: I’m cold

Rich: *sets world on fire*

Yami: One of you twerps didn't do what I told you to do

Magna: Who? I'll kick their ass!

Yami: You. Better start beating your own ass.

John: Einstein once said, “The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results”.

John: So tell me, Karen, why you continue to ask me if I'm still gay every time we have a family reunion?

Virgil, Roman And Logan: Hey, do you guys want to video chat?

Patton: Okay! Just give me a second, I need to do something important.

Patton: *goes to get his dog to say hi to his friends too*

Harry, looking at the dragon egg: What the fuck?

Hagrid: DON’T ASK.

Harry: I NEED ANSWERS, HAGRID.

Joe: No more sheep puns.

Clyde: Fuck ewe.

#source: quotev