Enjolras

Vive le France She/her, bi, possibly going crazy

[ashstfu]

you’ve reblogged me twice within an hour yes i will marry you

[enjolraslerevolutionist]

People that reblog... Yall precious mfs i love yall ♥

[postplus-protest]

POST PLUS IS COMING, WHETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT!

Despite the fancy survey, changes to the UI and TOS reveal we’re getting the service in the future whether we want it or not. Obviously, Post+ is a terrible idea that is trying to bank revenue on user content. Unlike patreon or onlyfans, tumblr’s primary focus is on FAN content. The legality of this is NOT in the users favor and as the new tumblr TOS states, said users will be entirely liable for whatever legal matters arise.

SO WHAT ARE WE DOING?

Besides filling out the survey, it’s time to show tumblr we mean business and show our displeasure by hitting them where it hurts.

Ad revenue.

We’re proposing a 24 hour log off as phase one of this protest.

WHEN IS THE PROTEST?

August 6th 2021

12 am Eastern Time (US)

4am UTC

5am BST/London

6am Central Europe Time

7am Moscow Standard Time

9:30 Indian Standard Time

12 noon Hong Kong Time/Australian Western

1:00 pm Japan Standard Time

1:30 pm Australian Cental time

2:00 pm Australian Eastern Time

August 5th 2021

11pm Central Time (US)

10pm Mountain Time (US)

9pm Pacific Time (US)

THE END TIME IS 24 HOURS FROM START TIME!!!

So no posting, no queues, no likes, and no reblogs!

WHAT IF I CAN’T/WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?

Like this post and share it AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE. Use the hashtags #tumblrlogoff2021 or #postplusprotest on ANY and ALL social media.

WILL THIS WORK?

Maybe, maybe not. It’s an attempt at doing SOMETHING.

BECAUSE I’M A TIRED IDIOT, USE THIS TO DOUBLE CHECK YOUR TIME ZONE!!!!

Event Time Announcer - Log off protest 2021

Event Time Announcer shows time for Log off protest 2021 in locations all over the world. In New York it happens on Friday, August 6, 2021 a

[enjolraslerevolutionist]

Enjolras : I havent been posting in a while but anyways heres Wonderwall

🎸🎸🎸 ^𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒎𝒔 𝒈𝒖𝒊𝒕𝒂𝒓^🎸🎸🎸

Combeferre : ᵉᵛᵉʳʸ ⁿᵒʷ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉⁿ ⁱ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵃ ˡⁱᵗᵗˡᵉ ˡᵒⁿᵉˡʸ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ᶜᵒᵐⁱⁿᵍ ʳᵒᵘⁿᵈ

Coufeyrac : 𝘤𝘶𝘻 𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘺𝘺𝘺𝘺𝘦𝘦𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘪𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘶𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘮 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘳𝘳𝘳

Joly : 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑒𝑒𝑒𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑛𝑛 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑒𝑒𝑒𝑒 (𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑜𝑛 𝑚𝑒~~) 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑒𝑒𝑒 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑒 𝑜𝑁𝑁𝑁𝑁𝑁𝑁𝑁𝑁𝑁

Eponine : 𝚑𝚘𝚠𝚠 𝚍𝚘 𝚒 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚎?????

Gav : Ⓑ︎Ⓐ︎Ⓑ︎Ⓨ︎Ⓨ︎Ⓨ︎ Ⓢ︎Ⓗ︎Ⓐ︎Ⓡ︎Ⓚ︎ Ⓓ︎Ⓤ︎Ⓓ︎Ⓤ︎Ⓓ︎Ⓤ︎Ⓓ︎Ⓤ︎Ⓓ︎Ⓤ︎Ⓓ︎Ⓤ︎

Grantaire : ˙˙˙˙ᴉ op os puɐ sǝlnɹ ǝɥʇ ʍouʞ noʎ ǝʌol oʇ sɹǝƃuɐɹʇs ou ǝɹ'ǝʍ

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Also side note im feeling much better took me a while to get over my breakup but im much better now :D

[enjolraslerevolutionist]

Welp i broke up with him so...

Someone send help

[enjolraslerevolutionist]

Okay this isnt a les mis related post but i got a boyfriend and im really happy :D

And tho we are far apart he will forever be in my heart

((our timezones are different as well and in a way he sorta helped me start waking up early i used to wake up at 12 or 1pm but nowadays ive started waking up at 8am because im so excited to talk to him))

Hes my angel from heaven

[enjolraslerevolutionist]

Okay i know im so late....SO LATE TO BARRICADE DAY IM EXTREMELY SORRY...im like aaarrrggghhh well anyways happy barricade day!!

[apocalyptic-cake-deactivated202]

Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

[screaming-eternal-deactivated20]

As someone who nearly commited suicide at multiple occasions REBLOG THIS!!

[sillymann]

*reblogs the fuck out of this*

[nidais-imagines-deactivated2021]

-slams the reblog button-

[enjolraslerevolutionist]

_Enjolras reblogs_

[enjolraslerevolutionist]

Coufeyrac : Hey guys! What does PhD stand for?

Joly (being the doctor that he is) : Doctorate of Philosophy

Combeferre (also being the half doctor) : Actually its an abbreviation of the Latin phrase "philosophiae doctor"

Grantaire (obviously gonna make everything dirty) : POWERFUL HUGE D-

Enjolras (hungover and extremely tired) : Permanent Head Damage

[enjolraslerevolutionist]

((the boys eating chocolate))

Grantaire : Hey Gav, wanna swap chocolates?

Gav : no?

Grantaire : Come on! This one tastes wayy better!

Enjolras [to Grantaire] : You're an idiot if you think you can swap a bounty for a mars

~for those who aren't aware of chocolates what kind of life are you even living?~

(okay actual context bounty is a coconut kind of chocolate and mars is really thicc chocolate and well most people dislike coconut chocolate {except old women who are definitely wine moms or grandmothers} so Grantaire trying to trick Gav into swapping would be kinda funny)

[enjolraslerevolutionist]

Enjolras : THE GOVERNMENT HAS EVERYTHING! WE HAVE TO TAKE BAC-

Grantaire : THE GOVERNMENT HAS NO JURISDICTION OVER THIS ASS!

Enjolras : What is with this guy?

[enjolraslerevolutionist]

[Grantaire in court would be hilarious]

Javert(the lawyer or sum) : So Mr. Grantaire...

Grantaire : sorry its Dr. Grantaire

Javert : sigh~ fine... dOcTOr Grantaire

Grantaire : takes a swig of wine-

((sorry i know this is not exactly Enjolras content that any of you signed up for or even if you signed up in the first place but i just watched my childhood cartoon and its got the funniest quotes so yea))

[enjolraslerevolutionist]

Grantaire is DEAD

WaNnA kNoW wHY?

Because that disappointment told me to say the sentence "i have happiness" but in a french accent

[enjolraslerevolutionist]

Eponíne : How do you keep your hair looking so amazing?

Enjolras : i haven't a damm clue maybe its the power of revolution? maybe its maybeline

Combeferre : *ITS FUCKING L'ORÉAL!!!!!!!*

[enjolraslerevolutionist]

Marius just told me that he still plays among us.... Thats very sus of him so I'm discussing it with the boys to vote him off the team because he may be the imposter and 'Ferre disagrees with me because he thinks that im the imposter

- "YOU DID THE CARD SWIPE TOO FAST!" - 'Ferre

AnYwAySs if its not Marius its definitely Joly cuz he keeps standing around medbay area not doing shit

[enjolraslerevolutionist]

GRANTAIRE PUT THAT FUCKING BOTTLE DOWN BEFORE I PUT YOU DOWN!!! anyways... Good day everyone. My name is Enjolras and i am here forced against my FREE will by 'Ferre to do this shit so ill be posting whenever and whatever the heck i want. VIVE LE RÉVOLUTION