Ifrån Norden vi slår.

Michelle. Angry Swedish viking. Pronouns: they/them. References: Drawing • Writing • Photoshop • Stock photos

[thinlydreams]

Reminder

- you’re allowed to eat today. - go have a nice shower and clean yourself. - have some water or some tea. - look out the window and breathe, it will be okay. - you aren’t worthless, you’re beautiful. - you are loved and cared for. - i love you.

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE

[robertdowneyjrfanfacts]

Robert Downey Jr at the ’Captain America: Civil War’ Los Angeles Premiere

[odditymall]

There’s now a germaphobe’s key-chain that you can use to open doors without having to touch the handle.

Get one: http://odditymall.com/germaphobe-door-opener-key-chain

[bogleech]

HOLY SHIT NO MORE USING A CORNER OF MY SHIRT OR A NAPKIN AND LOOKING WAY MORE RIDICULOUS THAN THIS LOOKS

[allislian-grey-deactivated20171]

Ok but then, The germs would go on that key, then in your pocket so ? How much of a difference does that make ?!

[bogleech]

Fortunately, germs are nowhere near as likely to stick to a piece of solid metal as your hands. They stick to the doorknob itself because it’s covered in so much human skin oil, which is also a nourishment source, like a petri dish.

…..I’d probably still dab hand sanitizer on my door-opener when nobody’s looking, though, just to be sure.

[xekstrin]

I feel like this would also be good for people with certain disabilities or who otherwise might have trouble gripping the door handle! :O

[theoreocat]

When you tell your cat it’s Monday 😖 (featuring Thurston Cat & Detective 51 from Vine)

[winterswake]

You ready? Here goes. Pay attention.

[tomhardyrules]

Tom… He’s just too cute…

[catmeleon-deactivated20160611]

Not to shit on Ben Wyatt, but Padme was queen of Naboo at 14 years old, and she didn’t blow the planet’s budget on a winter sports complex. 

[kareenvorbarra]

#honestly ben wyatt has probably had this exact thought in dark moments (via @seagodofmagic) 

[edrecoveryprobs]

When people use bible quotes to guilt me into recovery

(x)

[avecxplaisir]

Hank “Puppy Eyed”  Palmer

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[blasserhimmel-deactivated201708]

@itsblackfriday

[itsblackfriday]

Haha rad! :D

[thetattedstoner]

Stretch marks and tummies ain’t nothing to me

[melaniesole-blog]

The world needs more men like this.

[hechodeoro-deactivated20180924]

no offense but why are men praised for not thinking we’re disgusting

[gaylor-moon]

The bar has never been lower

[soupshark]

i support u lazy gay snake

[geekymerch]

Show your love for Jurassic Park with this black and white acrylic necklace, laser cut from an original drawing by Kate Gabrielle.

[reedusmcbridedaily]

[reedusnorman]

[puregag]