When Dave's family set up for the yard sale that Sunday morning, Dave had no idea that by the end of the day his wife and son were going to sell every last stitch of clothing that he owned.
The morning started innocent enough, with neighbors pawing through the family's possessions, making offers on unneeded furniture, old decorations, and old clothes. The profits weren't bad as the day wore on, which Dave was grateful for. He'd recently lost his job, and his wife's job was barely covering the mortgage and groceries. But the family car was on it's last leg, and they needed the money to make sure that Dave's wife would still be able to get to work.
"Dave, you've always had great fashion," Paul, one of Dave's neighbors said around noon. "I've been looking through your clothes, but there's only a few things my size. It looks like the rest of your family is making sacrifices, but you aren't"
"If you'd been here earlier, you'd have seen how many sacrifices I made," Dave said, rubbing the back of his neck. "My stuff sold pretty fast."
It had been hard for Dave to clean out his closet this week in preparation for the yard sale. He'd brought about half of all the clothes he owned down, and each time he made another sale, he could remember the circumstances of where he bought every single piece of clothing. He was glad that so much had sold, but he was also devastated to know that tomorrow morning, he'd be waking up to a much emptier closet.
"I was really hoping I'd get to update my fashion today," Paul said, and then he leaned in conspiratorially. "Especially in the underwear department. I wanna spice up the bedroom."
"There are sites for that," Dave said, "I'm not selling any of my underwear today."
"You might not be," Dave's wife said, sweeping past them, "But for the right price, I'm willing to make a sale."
"Honey," Dave said, his face flushing at the thought of Paul seeing his underwear."
"Dave," his wife said in a tone that said the conversation was over.
And with that, Dave's wife led Paul into the house to show him Dave's underwear collection. Dave watched them leave, feeling his stomach churn with humiliation. Not only was Paul going to see his underwear (Dave was a briefs, jocks, and thongs man), but his wife might sell some of Dave's favorite underwear.
Paul and Dave's wife spent a lot of time upstairs, and Dave had to keep managing the bustling yard sale, haggling with neighbors and strangers, watching as old CDs and movies left, and watching as the last articles of the clothing he'd brought from his own closet that morning got sold off.
When Paul and Dave's wife emerged from the house, Paul had a grocery bag full of multi-colored fabric, and Dave's wife had an armful more of Dave's clothes from his closet.
"How much did you sell?" Dave asked his wife.
"You had such an excellent collection," Paul said, grinning widely, his eyes lingering on Dave's crotch, like he was imagining what Dave was wearing under his cargo shorts. "I had to buy up as much as possible."
"And how much was that?" Dave asked again.
"Relax, Dave," his wife said, without answering the question.
Dave's stomach sank. Based on how full the bag was, he'd be lucky if he had a week's worth of underwear left. But, he reminded himself, if Paul had paid well for the underwear, Dave could handle spending a few days a week going commando if it meant they were able to get their new car.
"I can't believe how much you left upstairs," Dave's wife said, walking to the clothes section and setting out her armload of clothing. Dave noticed it was all his.
"Honey, we've already sold a lot of my stuff," Dave said.
"And you still have so much," Dave's wife said,
"And your stuff sells so well," their college-aged son said, looking up from his phone for a second to join the conversation.
"Thanks again, Dave," Paul said, raising the grocery bag like a toast to Dave. "Oh, by the way, your wife said you have a bright blue jock, but we couldn't find it. I've been looking for one like that."
Dave blushed deep red, aware that he was wearing the exact underwear Paul had asked for.
"If you can find that jock in the next five minutes, I'll give you thirty dollars," Paul said. "And based on the redness of your face, I bet you know exactly where it is."
"Dave, that's thirty bucks for something you bought in a pack of five," Dave's wife said.
"Sweetie, that's thirty bucks for something I'm wearing right now," Dave said.
"I don't mind," Paul said. "I'll wash it when I get home."
"Dave," Dave's wife said again in that conversation ending tone.
The fact was that Dave enjoyed when his wife told him what to do, so he stepped away from the yard sale and back into the house. He stepped into the ground floor bathroom, locked the door and slid down his cargo shorts and jockstrap. As he was pulling the jockstrap out from the folds of his cargo shorts, someone pounded on the bathroom door.
"Mom says she hates those cargo shorts you're wearing," Dave's son shouted through the door. "She's told me to come get them from you too."
"Does your mom know that I'll have to Winnie the Pooh it past the front room windows to get back up to our bedroom?"
"I'm not gonna be the one who talks back to Mom," his son said. "Cargo shorts and jock, now, Dad."
Dave sighed, as he cracked the door open hiding his waist behind the door, and holding the cargo shorts and jock out to his son.
"I forgot you were wearing that shirt," Dave's son said. "Of all your clothes, you're gonna keep that one?"
"What's wrong with my shirt?" Dave said, feeling defensive and vulnerable and fully aware that his cock was out swinging behind the bathroom door as he talked to his adult son.
"Nothing," Dave's son said in his sarcastic voice. "If I only got to keep half my clothes, I'd keep a business casual polo. Especially if I was unemployed."
"I'll find another job," Dave said. "And when I do I'll need some business casual."
"I'd just choose a better business casual shirt," Dave's son said.
"Fine," Dave said, pulling his shirt over his head, and handing it out to his son, now standing, waist still behind the door, the flipflops on his feet the only clothing left on his body.
"Do you want me to cover you, while you run up to the bedroom?" Dave's son asked.
"I don't really want you to see your dad naked," Dave said.
"I don't mind," Dave's son said. "We're both men."
Dave hesitated, then shrugged, covered himself with a hand as he pulled the door all the way open, and stood completely naked (aside from the flip-flops) in front of his son, his cock not fully covered by his hand.
"Looking good, Dad," his son said, making Dave flush from head to toe.
Dave and his son made their way to the stairs that led to the bedroom. Dave's son stood in front of Dave as they passed the front windows, where they could see Paul and Dave's wife chatting and laughing on the front porch.
Dave started sprinting up the stairs, but he tripped, and had to uncover his cock to catch himself on the stairs. His left flip flop fell off his foot and down the stairs. Dave looked around as he was holding himself up on the stairs, his cock swinging in plain sight, his right flip-flop the only covering on his body.
Dave first noticed his son staring through the staircase banister, Dave's cock right at his son's eye level. Then he saw both Paul and his wife staring through the window, taking in every inch of his body.
Dave yelped, humiliated at the show he was putting on, at the fact that his son's face was inches from his penis, that his neighbor who had just bought Dave's underwear was getting to see Dave without any underwear on. He kicked off his right flip flop, and sprinted up the rest of the stairs, fully naked.
In the bedroom, Dave threw open his dresser to find some underwear and socks. His stomach dropped. All of his underwear was gone. Every single sock, even the loose socks he held onto hoping their matches would come back some day was gone.
He hurried over to the closet, his cock bouncing against his thighs as he ran. He threw open the closet door and saw a single pair of shorts folded on his side.
If he was doing the math correctly, the only clothes left to his name were this pair of shorts, the flip flops at the bottom of the stairs, and whatever was out front that hadn't sold.
He pulled on the shorts, running through the options. His wife was a dominant woman, which he loved, but this felt extreme. Surely she'd left him something.
He ran to the laundry room. He knew he'd done the laundry yesterday, but he often left the last load in the dryer. When he pulled open the dryer, his heart soared, his procrastination was working in his favor today.
But as he pulled the wrinkled load out of the dryer and started digging through it he knew why his wife and Paul had spent so long in the house. There wasn't a single stitch of Dave's clothing in the dryer.
Shirtless, barefoot, and commando, Dave ran to the coat closet, certain he'd find a top, a hoody, or even a coat that he could use to cover his torso.
But of course, his wife had gotten here first. Her coats were all still hanging. Their son's coats were all still hanging, but Dave's coats were gone.
It hit him that all this time he had spent searching for a shirt of any kind was time that his clothing sat out on the yard sale tables, potentially being sold.
He closed the coat closet door, steeled himself as he thought about emerging in just his gym shorts, and he pushed himself toward the front door, aware of the way his cock swung obscenely pressed against his gym shorts.
At the foot of the stairs he looked for his flip flops, but of course, they were gone.
"Sweet heart," Dave called as he opened the front door, "Can I talk to you for a second."
"I'm busy, Dave," His wife called from the cashbox.
"It's pretty urgent," Dave called, hoping that she'd realize he didn't want to come outside with such flimsy modesty.
"One minute," His wife called, "I'm just finishing selling off your clothes."
Dave's stomach dropped. And modesty be damned, if he didn't move, if he didn't try to stop this, he might never be modest again. He stepped onto the front porch, then sprinted to the till, where his wife was handing over the flip flops he'd just lost on the stairs to an old woman Dave didn't know.
Dave didn't know if his wife had collected his shoes from the garage, but he assumed she must have. Still, his eyes searched the yard sale tables, searching for any fabric he could remember pressing against his skin. But all of his clothes were gone. The flip flops were it, and they weren't worth the fight for the inches of foot they covered.
"Looking good, Dave," Paul called once again raising the bag of Dave's underwear like a toast.
"Sweetie," Dave said, flushing but trying to ignore the lewd comments about his body coming from other neighbors. "Don't you think you went over the top?"
"What do you mean?" Dave's wife asked, sounding innocent.
"You know what I mean," Dave hissed. "How do you expect me to go out into the world like this?"
"You're out in the world right now," Dave's wife said, still feigning innocence.
"Sweetheart," Dave said, a begging whine in his voice.
"Dave," His wife said in that firm voice that made Dave excited.
"Most grocery stores have firm no shoes, no shirt, no service policies," Dave said. "And since you're the one working, I said I'd take on the grocery shopping."
"Since I'm the one working," Dave's wife said seriously, "I'm going to make the decisions around here."
Dave felt himself firming up under his gym shorts at the command in her voice.
"If you want me naked, just tell me to take my clothes off," he said, quietly, trying to make sure the neighbors didn't hear, and shifting so that the tent in his shorts faced away from their audience.
"Oh, I want you naked," Dave's wife said. "But you never would have had the guts for what I've got planned."
Dave could feel the precum on the tip of his firm dick, and he was worried that she'd see the wetness through the thin fabric soon.
"I can't spend my whole life naked," Dave begged, even though he knew he'd married a woman who would handle it.
"That's where you're wrong," Paul said.
Dave hadn't noticed Paul getting closer, since his attention was divided between the conversation with his wife, and his determination to hide his full mast boner.
"I want my shorts now, Dave," Paul said, holding his hand out.
"What?" Dave asked, his dick twitching as he was being bossed around by both his wife and his hottest neighbor.
"We made an arrangement," Dave's wife said.
"I'll pick up your groceries, if you clean my house," Paul said.
"It's not groceries," Dave said, now whining because he was so aroused, and panicked.
"I'll take care of all your outdoor errands," Paul amended. "But you give me your shorts."
"It's all I have," Dave said.
"They're not your shorts, Dave," his wife said. "Everything that's yours is mine, and those shorts were mine, and now they're Paul's."
"I want my shorts now, Dave," Paul repeated.
Dave moaned as his dick twitched against the fabric of this last article of clothing.
"Now, Dave," Dave's wife echoed,
And Dave moaned as he was taken in the waves of an orgasm. He arched his back, and gasped as Paul, his wife, his son, and the neighbors and strangers all watched him thrust his hips and spill into this last pair of shorts that were never really his anyway. Dave belonged to his wife. His clothing had belonged to his wife, and now he got to prove that to the world.
In the post-nut clarity, as Dave's wife and Paul both grinned at him, Dave flushed bright red.
"Haven't I been humiliated enough today?" Dave asked, his penis deflating against the wet fabric.
"Now, Dave," His wife said with a gleam in her eye.
And Dave, hooked his thumbs into the waistband of his last pair of shorts, which were really his wife's which were really now, Paul's. He maintained eye contact with his wife, until her eyes swept down to watch his penis emerge, to watch his feet step out of the pooled shorts, to watch Dave bend, scoop up that last article of clothing, and hand them to Paul.
"Good boy, Dave," Dave's wife purred, as he stood next to her, without a stitch of clothing to his name.