Enormous Penis Problems

No one knows how hard it is to live with such a large penis :( please don't judge me

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yes hello i was just wondring when i will get my penis ??? Im a 11 yo female and my brother told me bcause im a girl it will take slower to grow but i still havnt gotten one ??????? help plz and also when it fnally does grow how u get a big one ???

it does not matter what kind of penis you have on the outside

as long as you have the penis in the inside

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I to, have a enormous penis problem, I was forced to move to Saturn, NASA decided to hide it by calling it the rings of Saturn.

we've all been there bro

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Does your penis have like.. multiple penis's branching off of it since it's so huge?

yes, it is the mother of all penises

like an ancient gaia penis, growing since the very beggining of this land, giving birth to all the penises in the world

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what you need is a girl with a giant vagina

what you need is stop envying my penis asshole

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how do u penis tho

yes

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it's here!

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OH FUCK I'M SORRY

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Texan speaking : we don't want your penis! Give it to Alaska

how can you NOT WANT my penis

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Where does your penis go when you put on pants?

Texas

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oh fuck all of sudden my foreskin is full of tiny meteors and spaceships

any idea why?

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Cosmo sex tip #346

To really surprise your partner during sex, die.

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Cosmo sex tip #405

Just as he is about to cum, grab his penis and say, “I had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!”  (Submitted by:  ceruleansuns)

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yes, this always makes me hard

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Cosmo sex tip #465

Wear crocs while having sex with him

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oh god

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I am so sorry :(

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That awkward moment when the ultra sound technician thought you had a twin brother.

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