ALWAYS LOST

are you lost, can i help you through? enrique silvestre. 32. groundskeeper at the congregation. ex air force pilot. currently a recovering mess. are you lost? baby i've been there too, like you.

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‘Shit My Friends Said’ Sentence Starters

‘ Isn’t it a little early for your sexual deviancy? ‘

‘ How the tables have tabled. ‘

‘ This is me at peak romance, _____. This is all you get. ‘

‘ I’m always ready to lie to your face. ‘

‘ We can’t let a goat bully us out our house! ‘

‘ How is “won’t” a contraction of will not? Shouldn’t it be “willn’t”? ‘

‘ Yeah, the moon is pretty far away. At least ten miles. ‘

‘ It’s not a sex party, it’s a fetish festival. ‘

‘ Wait, is this a kink? ‘

‘ I don’t want to be an adult either, buddy, but if I have to do it so do you! Come out of that fucking cocoon! ‘

‘ I think I represent all types of panic pretty well actually. ‘

‘ Please go to church. ‘

‘ It’s a God, you blasphemous fuck. ‘

‘ _____ is perfectly evolved to eat ass. ‘

‘ Shut the up fuck I hate you. ‘

‘ I can’t kill you, where else am I going to get this entertainment? ‘

‘ I am not being held accountable for your evil. ‘

‘ ____, whatever you do, do not fuck the enemy. ‘

‘ Good. This is a nice amount of injuries. Zero. Let’s aspire to this again. ‘

‘ Stop doing that thing with your face. ‘

‘ I have no idea how that arrow got there. Are we sure it wasn’t always there? ‘

‘ She’s immensely attractive and I’m scared she’d hit me. ‘

‘ Honestly, you only have your self to blame for this disappointment. ‘

‘ Don’t you just have a second child if the first isn’t good enough? That’s what my dad did. ‘ 

‘ I’m toying with adulthood but I’m not totally there yet. ‘

‘ Breathing. Another male privilege. ‘

‘ Why would you drink this, and why does it look like chocolate? ‘

‘ You sense sobriety from someone who doesn’t want to be sober. ‘

‘ I had a furry phase but it was an accident. ‘

‘ Please don’t call semen impregnation fluid. ‘

‘ We didn’t fail. That suggests we’re finished. ‘

‘ This is why we can’t be together. ‘

‘ You’d make a lovely wife! ‘

‘ It was well intentioned violence. Benevoiolence. ‘

‘ Humiliation can be a useful tool for improvement. ‘

‘ I’m naming my first grey hair after you. ‘

‘ It’s cute, bitch. ‘

‘ Wipe that fucking grin off your face, you sack of shit. ‘

‘ You don’t need to whip it out that often. ‘

‘ I feel weird hitting on you. You’re like a mom. ‘

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“Every time I say something nice to someone, they screenshot it. Like listen, I know I’m not nice often but enough is enough. I get hacked way too many times. It’s never me.”

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AYLA OSMAN​:

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A smile plastered on her lips when a male entered the bar, only to head in the direction of a group of friends. Almost immediately, her features returned to one of irritation when she realized that she’d most likely got stood up. The drink she’d ordered half an hour ago was half empty due to her own consumption. Sure, she’d been on countless horrible tinder dates but she’d never gotten stood up. When someone approached the bar, she shot the last attempt at finding this mystery person. “You wouldn’t be charlie, would you?” Her friend hadn’t told her much apart from their name and occupation as gender had never been an issue. 

Enrique looks up from his hands, that he was just observing after having placed his order of liquor at the bar. “Huh? Charlie...nope, that’s not me, sorry. You got a last name for the guy?” He thanks the bartender for the drink that swiftly slides next to him, and he’s nursing it as he’s talking to this woman. “I know a Charles E, but that guy’s like over seventy and I don’t think he’s currently lookin’ for someone. ‘Cause he’s married to his wife of forty plus years, Winona.” Working near a church meant that Enrique ended up making conversation with the strangest of folks, not that he was complaining. 

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RAUL PEREZ​:

status: open ( cee’s diner ) | @misplaced-misc​

An ungodly squeak came from the hinges of the diner’s door once someone stepped through. Attention immediately shifted towards the newcomer, he finished off his mouthful in a hurry. “Hey, it’s been awhile. How’s it..” Words stopped abruptly as he took a small sip of coffee. Sure, it was poorly timed, but he needed to wet the pipes after choking down the driest biscuit known to mankind. 

“..goin’? Come on over.” Grin bright on his face, Raul gestured towards the empty chairs around the table he occupied. “The chorizo hash’s got a major kick to it today- tonight, technically.”

One could say Enrique was something of a returning customer to Cee’s diner. It was close and convenient, and it was cheap. And most importantly, he could just have his lunch in peace and then fuck right off before anyone could recognize him. Not today though; the stars said, let there be a social life. And there he was; Raul. “Careful now, buddy. Wouldn’t want your last thing on this good earth to be a sausage you choked on...” He chuckles, finding his own double entendre hilarious. “I’m good, my man, as good as I can be, takin’ care of the Congregation’s grass. Don’t wanna toot my own horn, but the grounds look good, thanks to me.” 

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【 peter gadiot, cismale, 32 】this just in - ENRIQUE SILVESTRE has been in wickway for THIRTY FOUR YEARS. apparently HE is a GROUNDSKEEPER AT THE CONGREGATION and a CIVILIAN or so HIS passport says. so far it’s known that HE favors SUPER FLY RECORDS, and resides at WEST PORT. HE is also said to be DIPLOMATIC & PATIENT, but also WITHDRAWN & EVASIVE. at the end of the day, HE can be described as DIRTY AND CALLOUSED HANDS, OLD AND WORN BOOTS & DRIVING AROUND TILL DAWN. 

Enrique’s lived in Wickway his whole life. His parents were in and out of his life, because they worked a lot and then left no time for their son. But to his credit, Enrique’s always been the kid who knew how to keep busy, and he wasn’t much for affection anyways 

So as life goes in a small town, you get into trouble and you do dumb shit and you get caught and you repeat the cycle. Enrique’s rapsheet is long, but almost innocent; it involved getting caught skinny dipping in a neighbour’s pool, reckless driving under the influence, and all the crazy things you could think of, that didn’t involve breaking principles like stealing or killing. 

And when Ricky turned 18, he decided to do something with his life by joining the Air Force. He was awful at it, he made fellow cadets and instructors angry with him. But this was his one chance to have some kind of direction in life. He was aimless, and now he had structure. 

So when he came back to Wickway, four years later, he was a different man. An Airman, with responsibilities and overall, a different approach. And then he started going around dating girls who showed an interest in him. 

As it goes, he goes back and he does his thing and when he’s finally honorably discharged, following a fatal accident, he’s a Senior Airman with a limp in his step and all the confidence knocked out of him. His hubris made him Icarus, and he had flown too close to the sun

And now he lives on the grounds of the Congregation, taking up the groundskeeper job as a way to earn his keep and keep busy and away from other people 

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