Ensign Tripod

Allan Matchett, Ensign aboard the flagship Enterprise, serving directly under Dr. Leonard McCoy

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Just cracked my neck (I'm on shift rn not supposed to be on my padd lol) and Dr. McCoy looked at me like I decapitated myself

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Posted up in sick bay eating gluten free crackers im getting madddd crumbs on all this shit lol

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I am in so much fucking trouble right now

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Posted up in sick bay eating gluten free crackers im getting madddd crumbs on all this shit lol

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Fuck you Dr. McCoy I WILL be having brownies for dinner you can't control me

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Shit my pants

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Fuck you Dr. McCoy I WILL be having brownies for dinner you can't control me

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Another day another faggy shift on this faggy spaceship

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That Sulu guy is sexy asf

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I think Dr. McCoy thinks I'm on the verge of death...he checks on me like every 6 hours and always makes sure I have enough to eat and makes me provide evidence that I'm drinking enough water...trying to figure out if he's just a caring dude or what

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Fucking fuming rn that skinny BITCH recommended against me going down with him to M-113 even though I told him I wanted to go. Hope you meet your ex or something down there. Bone thug ass doctor.

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AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA I MANIFESTED IT HIS EX LITERSLLY WAS THERE BUT SHE TURNEDD OUT TO BE SOME KIND OF WEIRD ASS ALIEN HAHAHHAHAHAH SERVES YOU RIGHT SKINNY MINNIE NEVER DENY ME MY RIGHT TO ADVENTURE

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Does anyone else get sick asf when we switch to warp 😭

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Fucking fuming rn that skinny BITCH recommended against me going down with him to M-113 even though I told him I wanted to go. Hope you meet your ex or something down there. Bone thug ass doctor.

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Mister Spock yelled at me just now because I almost put Dr. McCoy's antidote hypo vials in with Mr. Spock's reagents oh my god

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Update I told Dr. McCoy what happened because he asked why I was shaky and he started muttering under his breath and just walked away?? In the direction of Mr. Spock's lab??

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Nurse Chapel lowkey a fag hag

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Mister Spock yelled at me just now because I almost put Dr. McCoy's antidote hypo vials in with Mr. Spock's reagents oh my god

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Before anyone asks I don't like my nickname either but that's what you get for using a cane in the fleet ig

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Just got back from my first shift...Dr. McCoy is mean as fuck he flicked my ear for no reason