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Poem #5

There's like a whole ass melon right there.

No one likes honeydew.

It's okay to like honeydew

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Poem #4

Four men sit in a room:

One eats mixed nuts from a wooden bowl.

Two searches for phalanges and phallus on the ceiling.

Three takes a sip from his milk.

Four writes his poem describing the event.

2 for 1 Cheez-Itz at Wal-Mart for a limited time only.

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Poem #3

Melt into the earth

Return to the primordial stew

Keep your passwords in a secure place

Road beef

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Poem #2

Sitting in beds

Laying in chairs

Standing in my fucking way again, Kyle

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A poem

Write better

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Cabinets with glass windows are nice

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Serenity

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Abortions

the enternet encourages you to get one if you don't want to keep your pregnancy. It's every woman's choice.

eblog

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Title, if you want one

Go ahead, type a post

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Hoyaa

I personally welcome our Yahoo overlords.

Have pity on us.

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“Apply yourself”

It’s advice I give all the time. It sounds simple enough, you’re taught everyone can do it- I don’t recall being taught how to do it. It’s one of my biggest flaws. I feel as if I can’t do it myself.

I feel as if I’m being disingenuous when I suggest others to practice self application. Even writing this I struggle. I’ve always feared failure, I use it as motivation when I procrastinate- which may be unhealthy- but I get everything I need to done. I say things to comfort others when I can’t comfort myself.

eblog :D

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the enternet is one of the most riveting forms of online technology today

my mother (after 23 minutes of grovelling to her for a positive comment), age 61

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Day 2. Dropping the facade.

Howdy,

It’s me. The creator, proprietor, distributor, and marketer of the enternet. Just yesterday I created this page in the hope to grow it into something meaningful and interesting for all of you to read- if anyone is reading. I’m changing that. From now on, the enternet will provide you with no service. I will only post on this medium out of selfishness and self-expression.

We’ll still be here, answering any questions about the enternet, but I’m going to be posting out of my own ass. 

Cheerios

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Distain

We here at enternet HQ are currently experiencing some shit.

We love to see people using our new service, but hate when certain people we don’t like take full advantage of it to better themselves and gain momentum in their blossoming careers! 

How dare they use the enternet in a productive way?

Fuck them! :D

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Great new idea coming in from enternet Corporate office:

Shoes for horses! 

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New to enternet?

Are you new to the enternet? Do you have questions or concerns? No worries! We probably have the same questions! We’re hoping, that after prolonged exposure to the enternet, we will all be able to support each other in surviving! The fate of the human race is on the line when you’re online! We can’t wait to see what you bring to the table. :D