Entertaining possibilities

[clarkegriffins]

[silencedbymydemons]

~Join The Family~

[wnq-writers]

1. I know letting go may feel like hitting pavement but sometimes staying is like getting hit by a train you’ve seen coming for miles. 2. There are symphonies that are screaming it is going to get better. Listen to the music. 3. The most fight you’ll ever feel is from inside your heart. 4. Nostalgia is only good for telling you bedtime stories. Don’t let it tuck you in at night, don’t let it keep you warm. 5. Keep the moments that you wish could live on for a gazillion years close to your heart, never let them burn out. 6. You’ll find someone that’s not them. You’ll love again and it’ll be pure and significant in its own way. 7. They remember it all. They’ll see how much you impacted their lives much later. 8. You may hate high school, but it’s when it’s almost over that you get flashes of when you were young and passed notes with your first love in art class and had talks with teachers that really mattered and you’ll want it to slow down. Take it in, there’s good in everything. 9. Sometimes the one that was your perfect match will be the one to watch you burn. 10. What’s meant to be yours will always find its way home. 11. It’s okay to change without them. Remember that you are the main character of your story. 12. Music cures it all. 13. Telling the story of how I fell in love with you still warms me from the inside out. Teach me how to let go of you. 14. Falling out of love makes you feel like you’ll never want to do it again, but the feeling of your heart dropping when he tells you he’s wanted you all these years is worth the stab at the end. 15. You jump off the cliff hoping there won’t be daggers at the bottom, and when you’re young you think you know how much it’ll hurt. When it comes, you’ll realize you had no clue. 16. My biggest fear was not being with you. I’m becoming someone without you, and it doesn’t feel right. 17. The nicer you are, the more beautiful you become. 18. One day you’ll meet again, and it’ll be just as scary and beautiful as the first time. 19. You’ll find your person. You may not recognize them at first because they’re not as shiny as they are in the movies, but you’ll know by the calm they bring. 20. Thank God for him. 21. The boy who runs in my dreams isn’t as dishonest. He holds my hand whenever I need to feel less alone and I sit around his kitchen table and talk to his mother about poetry. She goes on to say something about how statistically people are more afraid of love than anything else and the things I don’t say- tell her all there is to know about me. That I’m afraid beyond measure of what love can do to a person. Because I spent the last two years loving someone who didn’t know anything other than tearing apart the sole purpose of my existence. The boy who runs beside me in my dreams convinces me that love isn’t always teeth and bite marks. In my dreams, my scars aren’t there because I never tasted a bitter love before. The boy in my dreams loves me enough to let me meet his mother and destroys the idea that love is what I came here to die for. 22. Maybe love stays, maybe love can’t. Maybe love shouldn’t. 23. I glance off in another direction, but I always glance back at you. 24. Things that are sweet like this attract the worst kind of hungry. 25. I don’t think you’ll ever realize you changed everything for me. 26. I found faith that summer. The lips told stories I fell asleep to, the hands promised to hold on. But bliss is temporary when you pull your hands away from your eyes, and summer only lasts 3 months. 27. Let it pass; April is over, April is over. There are all kinds of love in this world, but never the same love twice.

27 Things to take into 2017, roseyheartbeats  (via wnq-writers)

[entertaining-possibilities]

Hanging Out Washing In Australia In Summer

Sydney: Hang out washing, go to collect in half hour - bone dry.

Hobart: Hang out washing, go to collect in half hour - hasn't dried at all, has probably been rained on.

Melbourne: Hang out washing, get sunburnt in raging sunlight whilst doing so, go to collect in half hour - wet again, as it's now raining.

Brisbane: Hang out washing, go to collect in half hour - still has that damp kinda feeling because even the clothes are sweating; why so humid?

Canberra: hang out washing, go to collect in half hour - Tony Abbott is tangled in your clothesline and you have to beat him away with a broom.

Darwin: Hang out washing, go to collect in half hour - washing has blown away, time for a new wardrobe.

Perth: Hang out washing, go to collect in half hour - washing gone, claimed by great white shark.

[leela-summers]

Australians on Tumblr Part 7

Part 1: x Part 2: x Part 3: x Part 4: x Part 5: x Part 6: x

[alloverthegaf]

I’M SCREAMING I’M IN THE SAME BUZZFEED ARTICLE 4 TIMES

BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY

@panagiota-k AND I NOW OFFICIALLY SHARE A BUZZFEED ARTICLE I’M SO PROUD

[leela-summers]

Australians on Tumblr Part 6

Part 1: x Part 2: x Part 3: x Part 4: x Part 5: x Part 7: x

[missbiddle]

Meanwhile in Australia.

[alloverthegaf]

Summer - a poem by me

Summer, can suck my ass Summer, can go back to hell Where it came from And take all its fucking bugs with it

[tenerlfe-sea]

The closest thing Australians get to a white christmas is standing in the freezer isle of woolworths

[luminiari]

Fuck it’s hot!

Ancient Australian proverb (via missanithrope)

[updatesfromaus]

Have You Been Paying Attention is an Australian comedy series where comedians play a gameshow like game where they make jokes on current events. Here are some of my favourites:

[lightdusted-deactivated20191122]

someone: is is true that australians [insert absolutely outrageous thing that wouldnt be true in a billion years]

any australian in the vicinity: yES also let me tell you 28 more things that are absolutely, 100% guaranteed real and authentic activities

[alloverthegaf]

why are bunnings sausage sizzles always so much better like you hear Daveo’s having one down the street and it’s ‘okay whatever’ but as soon as you find out bunnings has got the snags out you start doing the Kel Power Walk to be first in line

[armadillorollup]

*passive aggressive Australian voice* listen…mate 

[heroinsight]

[cheap-thrill-dress-blog]