enthralled

breathe in, breathe out it all gets easier, somehow

[stability]

reblog if you’d end a date if they said they voted for trump

[sitcomlesbian]

[winstons-and-enochs]

[puppiestotherescue]

[gnarly]

me @ myself: you’re annoying tbh

[lezzginka]

u know where you’re in bed on your phone with ur titties out …love that

[world-of-cats]

[keithsweatshop]

[stevenluce]

'I Climbed Mt. Everest Because It Was There'

‘I became obsessed with myself because a magazine in the grocery store checkout line said it was in my best interest’

‘I gave my life away to the Catholic Church because I was bored and wanted people to talk about me’

‘I became an exception to the rules because I’m dyslexic and can’t properly read the rules’

'I went on a hunger strike because my girlfriend thought I wasn’t taking myself seriously’

'I went deep diving in the open ocean to inspire the dolphins to save themselves’

'I told people I don’t care what other people think about me so I wouldn’t’ have to hear what everyone really thinks about me’

'I set the world land-speed record in a dream last night and feel the same as I did yesterday when I woke up’

'I tried to put myself in a great white shark’s shoes but then remembered they didn’t have feet’

'I bought fresh fruit from a gas station and got back into folk music’

'I was the first man to walk on the moon and now nothing’s ever good enough for my wife’

'I became a politician and chain smoked cigarettes for 72 hours straight’

'I made you feel something once and you wish you could forget about it’

[firelorcl]

nobody’s dick is big when you think of how small we are in the universe

[ruinedchildhood]

[rur0]

[lesbiancousin]

what does it feel like 2 be like………………….., calm

[world-of-cats]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

CHILD: why are there tides?

ME: the moon is trying to steal our water but it’s very bad at it

[highonawindyhill]

[zteph-deactivated20200818]

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

[fejes-deactivated20180123]

fuckin love this commercial

[vikingserket]

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

[burairium-deactivated20130819]

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people

they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

[cyrilthewolf]

this post got better

[peppernine]

I’m listening

[amordesp]