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very much a fan of this post so i felt compelled to make my own. print it out and give it to your coworkers or hang it in your cubicle and go "don't make me tap the sign"

colorschanging

@bbcwhereareyou

red-garden

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

wolfsilverlight

As a D&D goober...this 100% accurate.

mtsodie

moodboard

celtib

a ‘hot minute’ can be both a very short period of time, and a very long one. however, a hot minute in the past (“It's been a hot minute since I've seen you!”) is most often a long duration, while a hot minute in the future (“I'll be with you in a hot minute!”) is most often a short duration. this suggests some very strange things about the temperature of time.

catcrumb

aggressionbread

It sucks that the only way to begin is by beginning

em-the-mushroom815

it's even worse that the only way to learn is by playing and the only way to win is by learning

yorgen-sh

#oh him SCRUBBIN

giftofgabber

National Weather Service just said to watch for grave and ghostly apparitions of omen, misery and suspense between noon and 12:05 PM tomorrow

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

derryderrydown

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

politenotice

interestingmistakes

ros-sauce

I'm imagining a fortune teller who's also a child so her idea of what a good fate is vs a terrible one isn't really in line with her clients at all

ros-sauce

Imagine u go to visit the oraclet (oracling?) and she tells u there's untold riches in your future and later it becomes very apparent that what she was predicting was you winning $20 from a lottery ticket

ros-sauce

She dismisses every wedding she predicts as a Terrible Fate because she thinks the kissing is cringe