heck if i know

Full time nerd, professional overthinker Meg she/they | old enough to know better | semi functional queer Contractually obligated to say none of this is medical advice

[goth-queen]

[depsidase]

[kaijuno]

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

[derryderrydown]

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

[politenotice]

[interestingmistakes]

[ros-sauce]

I'm imagining a fortune teller who's also a child so her idea of what a good fate is vs a terrible one isn't really in line with her clients at all

[ros-sauce]

Imagine u go to visit the oraclet (oracling?) and she tells u there's untold riches in your future and later it becomes very apparent that what she was predicting was you winning $20 from a lottery ticket

[ros-sauce]

She dismisses every wedding she predicts as a Terrible Fate because she thinks the kissing is cringe

[escuerzoresucitado]

Good morning

[nnjrwpu]

oh goodness! oh dear!! oh no!!!

[wildspringday]

"came back wrong" but it's from work

[omtai]

Does anyone care if the boulder is happy does anyone imagine the boulder to be happy? Or is everything about that other guy

[butterflypeaflowertea]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

[luminouslumity]

Happy five years to Dracula Daily, and safe travels to our dear friend, Jonathan!

[catchymemes]

[dailycatsblog]

[strawbebbynya]

all yall make jokes about couples and their nonromantic third wheel having fun together, but im the one getting treated to food tonight by the couple im nonromantically third wheeling. you wish you were me

[whitachi]

I'm sorry I read this as "necromantic third wheel" and went on a very rapid powerful imagination adventure. hello lovebirds I'm the skeleton here for breadsticks

[peppernine]

my scuba instructor is also a pilot and it’s just the funniest thing to me that this man woke up one day and decided he wanted to spend as little time on the ground as possible

[ironedorchid]

Kelly Link, 21st April 2026

[ratcandy]

well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep