[enthusedbaker]

i went and visited my nanna and it went about how i expected.

[directordunkass]

inhales baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabe

[enthusedbaker]

[enthusedbaker]

my nanna wants me to visit tomorrow and i'm really not feeling it.

[directordunkass]

aw come on babe i said i was sorry molly threatened to break my fingers if i kept using my phone for anything except replying to pr emails and despite her size i feel like she probably bites

[enthusedbaker]

don't "come on, babe" me. you had your chance.

[directordunkass]

what the hell why would you visit such violence upon my perfectly innocent person

[enthusedbaker]

you didn't text me back fast enough and i'm making it everyone's problem but mostly yours.

[enthusedbaker]

everyone boo @directordunkass and throw rocks through his window.

[directordunkass]

idk how to celebrate womens day so jay and i have just been randomly giving women money on twitter

[enthusedbaker]

it's the right thing to do.

[enthusedbaker]

if you are a woman you are eligible for a cash donation today!

[directordunkass]

you know you should really label your containers

[enthusedbaker]

heaven forbid dave fucking strider remember a word i say.

[enthusedbaker]

@directordunkass replied to your post “he's so stupid.”:

you totally said they were on the right

​no, left. i said *left*.

[enthusedbaker]

he's so stupid.

[enthusedbaker]

at this point i'm just going to have dave join me on stage.

can you imagine those headlines?

[enthusedbaker]

greetings, dash, i actually felt inspired enough to log on today.

fancy yourself an aspiring comedian? make me laugh and i'll invite you on stage with me next week. short notice, i know ,but gianmarco had to cancel last minute and i was committed to having a partner.

[enthusedbaker]

i rarely come online, really i just do so i can give dave attention.

[enthusedbaker]

happy holidays!

[enthusedbaker]

i'd rather fucking eat rocks.

[enthusedbaker]

i'm so fucking tired today.