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hey tumblr no hate im just curious what search of mine led you to put an entire fanfiction in my following feed

#i didnt read it but im sure it was fine im just a little blindsided here #which one of you is watching jjk

tumblr showed me a video ad for .2 seconds and the rage that consumed me was all encompassing

#thank you adblocker get that shit out of here

vintage-tigre

"Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion."

Dolly Parton, Tennessee, 1997.

Ph. Jim Herrington.

#there she is #royalty among us #is there a troll dolly parton

im gonna say it the frozen dolly parton shrimp and grits are actually good

#i realize acknowledging frozen grits is sacrilege but fuck you

im so fucking glad jade doesnt use this website

#shes smarter than me john and rose combined #off somewhere gallivanting in jungles or space saving the world or some shit #i havent really talked to her since she took off for college you know how it is #anyway i saw a big ass dog and thats why im thinking about her

coffee my sweet bean nectar

@directordunkass replied to your post “AAnd ThAAt's His Red Wine On My Shirt.”:

2:1 hydrogen peroxide to soap i think

ThAAt's AAll Fine AAnd DAAndy, But I'm AAt AA PAArty! :(

I'm Not EmbAArrAAssed Or AAnything, It's Just UncomfortAAble AAnd AAlso Sucks.

directordunkass

oh in that case you can snap someones neck and steal their suit jacket wet clothing sucks dog buns though damn

punkkroc

Well, The Director Of "SodAA?"'s MAArketing TeAAm CAAn Be Lucky I ExAActed My VengAAnce Before This Suggestion. :)

NAAh, CAAn't Kill Them. StipulAAted In The ContrAAct. The Fucker's BlAAzer's Too Big For Me Too.

No, I Think I'll Just Melt.

directordunkass

you always gotta check the fine print make sure theres room for you to kill a guy if you have to those sneaky bastards in that case the best you can hope for is a swift exit will it be a family emergency or a medical emergency

i was so much worse about the big parties when i was single i can only guess how many questionable photos there are of me floating around the internet

#now i just make a fool of myself but without taking my clothes off

punkkroc

@directordunkass replied to your post “AAnd ThAAt's His Red Wine On My Shirt.”:

2:1 hydrogen peroxide to soap i think

ThAAt's AAll Fine AAnd DAAndy, But I'm AAt AA PAArty! :(

I'm Not EmbAArrAAssed Or AAnything, It's Just UncomfortAAble AAnd AAlso Sucks.

directordunkass

oh in that case you can snap someones neck and steal their suit jacket wet clothing sucks dog buns though damn

i remember the first time i got red wine on my shirt i just threw it in the trash because i thought it was like that forever

#dirk went through a lot of clothes

f33ls

@directordunkass

i think mew are very funny but we've nefur spoken befur!

hi!!!

directordunkass

well im always glad to entertain however i regret to inform you that 97.27373892% of the time my posts are just about how badly i needed a latte or ben stiller being an absolute diva names dave nice to meet you

today the scrabble algorithm in my brain decided to reverse all of the tiles

#by which i mean its been a disaster

i came up with the funniest fucking post but im so high by the time i logged in i forgot it

anyway heres wonderwall

#son of a bitch #drug use //

the invincible posting got to me and i finally wrestled dirk into watching the new season with me were not too far in but its a blast

#reminds me of us watching gurren laggen when he was a kid haha

directordunkass

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enthusedbaker

#save #testimonials #i dont like the insinuation that were old here #30 is like the new 20 or some shit #some of these bitches on the dashboard are like eldritch terror aged were practically infants

directordunkass

aw come on babe i said i was sorry molly threatened to break my fingers if i kept using my phone for anything except replying to pr emails and despite her size i feel like she probably bites

enthusedbaker

don't "come on, babe" me. you had your chance.

directordunkass

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