totally-enthusiastic

infuriating and hilarious

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opposite over hypotenuse here: x_______________________

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progressively smaller robot suits mechoes

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bought some drugs went home picked up a piece shot up had to pay for the hole in the ceiling

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many years ago, a cowboy went on an adventure. this cowboy was the praying type, and always carried the thickest bible you’d ever see. in a visit to the local saloon gone wrong, it saved his life from the gun fire and that’s why it’s called the holey bible

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iam*bic* pentameter set every other syllable on fire in a 10 syllable line

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dirt near your local starbucks coffee grounds

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lazy caveman called meanderthal

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what do track athletes do when they talk to each other? they discus

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mad max zootopia crossover; mad max, furry road

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an iron bar and a cat are both placed next to each other. both are feline.

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there was once a man named lifting his friend once took steroids, while lifting waited for him to buy a gallon of milk he got stronger while lifting waits

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a man once taped knives to his shoes. he was always on edge

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there was once a jar of burning incense that could speak it was the greatest comic the world would ever know smoking pot was very funny

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the local grocery store began to carry satanist literature in aisle 3 aisle be damned

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me and my friend both got cavities filled yesterday, coincidentally enough

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HAVE YOU EVER READ A BOOK SO LIT THAT YOUR HEART IS POUNDING AND EVERY WORD AND CHARACTER AND ACTION VOMPELLS YOU AND ITS JUST SO GOOD AND THEN SOMETHING MAJOR HAPPENS AND YOU SCREAM AND OH MY GOSH

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yes i love books that are so literature

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do deserted islands feel lonely