Negative, I am a meat popsicle

I am an Adult. I’m here to waste time and look at pictures of fat dogs.

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[severina-blue]

Still banging.

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

20 years of neil baybeeeee

[bweirdart]

happy neil day (20th anniversary edition?!?!!)

past years neils:

[parakeet]

20 years of neil banging out the tunes this coming monday. save the date

[crabussy]

really fond of humans just from an appearance standpoint. the long legs. the manes of hair that can come in practically any colour and texture. those crazy high-contrast eyes with the white scleras and colourful irises. the fingers being so much longer than the toes. there's a lot to love. solid 10/10 animal species

[crabussy]

BAFFLINGLY SPOT ON COMPARISON.

[entirefruitscone]

For a site that is no longer being supported and being sent into obselesence... there are a lot of changes to the layout recently.

[huckleberryhal]

Grandma Ferret. (X)

[xanaxfarts]

4000cc breast implants :)

[mackie-ds]

[brblifuk]

[cosmic-aria]

[aariatov]

I don't know how to tell you this. But the wizard in the picture is canonically Saruman.

[metatextuality]

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

[grimnaru]

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖌𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖘

✦　　　.　　. 　 ˚　.　　　　　 . ✦

I don’t want to complain, but this picture took a whole week. I wanted to add more characters, but in the end it was a battle with my patience, to be honest.

[wizard-email]

british towns will be called Fuckmouth or whatever and people will just go with it

[wizard-email]

obsessed with this

[wizardpotions]

i literally live 10 miles from shitterton and i can confirm that the council had to replace all of their signs with rocks because they kept getting stolen.

[alliswyattonthewesternfront]

[entirefruitscone]

I have terrible friends

[smallestbubs]

like whack a mole

[rat-council-official]

official they can't win against us all post

[arborealgargoyle]

notice how they pause instead of all-out running? rat want grab-toss. they are playing a game! and pausing to make sure human has time to grab them and gently toss like the football!

[aquilacalvitium]

If I was a rat I would enjoy this too

[lemon-lime-behavior]

Happy birthday Snooj, sorry I almost forgot and had to make something really fast.

Shout out to Hark! a Vagrant The real ones know

[entirefruitscone]

Always greatful to exist in the same timeline as Garth Marenghi.

[thatsallitchief]

Nanami time! This time w new glasses 🤭

[heiibo]

cutest adorable horangi and kkachi

[alisvart]

They are whispering🫢💞

[krossan]