Jealousy

technical second blog for the Minister au, more focused on the Au's god of Jealousy. tags? probably just gonna be characters names. might au Minister Au to it but still will mostly just be character's names

[enviouslilsnake]

what is a specific color that gives you the ick?

That one really muddy blue color thats technically a shade of purple but its super desaturated so it looks like its grey.

[enviouslilsnake]

Do you know any of the gods from the other blog? (The one with the night and sky gods)

Of course.

I know all of them, we have meetings. I'm closer to some than others, but I know all of their names.

[enviouslilsnake]

what did they have that you didnt?

... Everything.

Friends, love.

Basic respect.

[enviouslilsnake]

snnake :) why are you the god of jealousy? in particular

I'm both the god of envy and jealousy, so ill explain both; I died hating myself and wishing i could have been anyone else so i would've had the things they had, wishing people wouldn't take the stuff i still managed to have.

[enviouslilsnake]

hope you had a wonderful birthday

Oh, I did, it was nice, I got a lot of sweets :3

[enviouslilsnake]

*blows up critter*

*jealousy seems very confused*

[enviouslilsnake]

who are your bfs? i saw another person asking about them

*He is ignoring you*

[enviouslilsnake]

If you're cold just ask your new boyfriends to help.

I'm too cold to yell at you because I know what you're trying to say. but 1, I'm not actively in a relationship, and 2, no- even if I was why would I ask them.

[enviouslilsnake]

How are you feeling?

Cold, but it's winter, so that's nothing new

[enviouslilsnake]

(A grey-skinned, clawed hand reaches out of the shadows, dropping a fireproof blanket on the snake.)

There ya go ^_^

Oh- thank you

[enviouslilsnake]

dont you have a new blanket for weather like this?

Yeah, but i don't want to get it too close to the fire - that'd be bad.

[enviouslilsnake]

*the snake is currently lying on the temple floor, curled up around the fireplace in the wall. His rattle was twitching in a matter to make a small song. He could see out the window, it was snowing fairly hard right now.*

[enviouslilsnake]

Ok! so I send you to au now! off to colorsick you go! Wally will be there to chat but a few neighbors will be around if you need them! @colorfallscurse

I didn't sign up for this

I'll, uh. Tell the others you're gonna be gone.

Q<Q

[colorfallscurse]

*Looks up at the giant snake* "Erm... How-"

[enviouslilsnake]

Well, that wasn't as awful as the first time

*he turned his head to look at the one talking*

Your guess is as good as mine. I dont know how these voices shunt me places.

[colorfallscurse]

"Voices...?"

[enviouslilsnake]

The anons- i don't know how to explain it

[colorfallscurse]

"Huh... Why did they bring you here...? I am sick... I don't want to get you sick.."

[enviouslilsnake]

Honestly, your guess is as good as mine. Probably because I said illnesses don't affect me like they do mortals.

[colorfallscurse]

"Oh... wait you aren't mortal...?"

[enviouslilsnake]

No, i stopped being mortal a couple thousand years ago. *he shrugged as if this were as simple as saying the sky was blue*

[colorfallscurse]

"Oh.. uhm neat..? Sorry if I seem rude... its... been awhile since I last spoke to someone face to face.."

[enviouslilsnake]

I can tell. *he coiled up and set his head on his bracers.*

It's fine, though

[colorfallscurse]

"So uhm, what's your name...?"

[enviouslilsnake]

*he propped his head up on his hand. There was the obvious clink of his bracers tapping his neck piece* Jealousy, and I'm going to assume you are the wally the anons told me of?

[colorfallscurse]

"Uhm... yeah... I would make you tea but Howdy hasn't made any shipments of things that can become tea to me recently..."

[enviouslilsnake]

*jealousy tilted his head* Hmm, I don't have any on hand, so unfortunately, I think that's out of question in general.

[colorfallscurse]

"Do you know when you are going to be brought back home or...?"

[enviouslilsnake]

Whenever it's decided, I go home. I dont actually know

[colorfallscurse]

"So you can't control when you go home? Thats kind of sad... that you can't control that."

[enviouslilsnake]

Oh, it's fine. It means I'm not to blame if it takes forever to get home

[colorfallscurse]

"So uhm what do you do normally...?"

[enviouslilsnake]

When I'm waiting? Sunbathe, unless it's raining, then hide from the rain

[colorfallscurse]

"Going outside is lovely, but I can't do that anymore... Do you not like the rain?"

[enviouslilsnake]

Im not a fan of water in general. If i recall, correctly fresh air is generally good for people. Why can't you go outside

[colorfallscurse]

"I can't go outside because I'm sick... I would get others sick..."

[enviouslilsnake]

You'd get others sick just walking out of your house and standing there? Damn

[colorfallscurse]

"Well I am sadly getting Home sick, so I think so...?"

[enviouslilsnake]

*he froze, as if he just realized the building he was standing in had eyes, but he regained composure quickly* Ah. Well, that's probably actually due to the fact you're always in here

[colorfallscurse]

"Maybe... but we don't want to risk it... or at least Frank doesn't... He already doesn't trust Barnaby but Barnaby doesn't care and still hangs outside..."

[enviouslilsnake]

Ah. Hm.. I dont know how to help, Aloe is busy and only crosses 2 dimensional barriers like. Ever

[colorfallscurse]

"You don't have to help! I got used to living like this"

[enviouslilsnake]

It can't be fun, and it's certainly not normal to live like this.

[colorfallscurse]

"I mean painting has gotten a lot worse now that every color is turned to black and white..."

[enviouslilsnake]

You don't even have shades of grey? Yeesh.

[colorfallscurse]

"I have seen a few greys but thats only when its like a neutral color and not one that can be turned black and white..."

[enviouslilsnake]

If I know anything, I know you can make a lot of shades of grey and you can make pretty detailed things in monochrome..

[colorfallscurse]

"Hm"

[enviouslilsnake]

*he shrugged* I'm not an artist. So don't quote me on any of this

[colorfallscurse]

"Well, you still seem knowledgeable... I mean you said you were hundreds of years old, so you probably know a lot more than me"

[enviouslilsnake]

I just know random things I've heard from others

[enviouslilsnake]

Ok! so I send you to au now! off to colorsick you go! Wally will be there to chat but a few neighbors will be around if you need them! @colorfallscurse

I didn't sign up for this

I'll, uh. Tell the others you're gonna be gone.

Q<Q

[colorfallscurse]

*Looks up at the giant snake* "Erm... How-"

[enviouslilsnake]

Well, that wasn't as awful as the first time

*he turned his head to look at the one talking*

Your guess is as good as mine. I dont know how these voices shunt me places.

[colorfallscurse]

"Voices...?"

[enviouslilsnake]

The anons- i don't know how to explain it

[colorfallscurse]

"Huh... Why did they bring you here...? I am sick... I don't want to get you sick.."

[enviouslilsnake]

Honestly, your guess is as good as mine. Probably because I said illnesses don't affect me like they do mortals.

[colorfallscurse]

"Oh... wait you aren't mortal...?"

[enviouslilsnake]

No, i stopped being mortal a couple thousand years ago. *he shrugged as if this were as simple as saying the sky was blue*

[colorfallscurse]

"Oh.. uhm neat..? Sorry if I seem rude... its... been awhile since I last spoke to someone face to face.."

[enviouslilsnake]

I can tell. *he coiled up and set his head on his bracers.*

It's fine, though

[colorfallscurse]

"So uhm, what's your name...?"

[enviouslilsnake]

*he propped his head up on his hand. There was the obvious clink of his bracers tapping his neck piece* Jealousy, and I'm going to assume you are the wally the anons told me of?

[colorfallscurse]

"Uhm... yeah... I would make you tea but Howdy hasn't made any shipments of things that can become tea to me recently..."

[enviouslilsnake]

*jealousy tilted his head* Hmm, I don't have any on hand, so unfortunately, I think that's out of question in general.

[colorfallscurse]

"Do you know when you are going to be brought back home or...?"

[enviouslilsnake]

Whenever it's decided, I go home. I dont actually know

[colorfallscurse]

"So you can't control when you go home? Thats kind of sad... that you can't control that."

[enviouslilsnake]

Oh, it's fine. It means I'm not to blame if it takes forever to get home

[colorfallscurse]

"So uhm what do you do normally...?"

[enviouslilsnake]

When I'm waiting? Sunbathe, unless it's raining, then hide from the rain

[colorfallscurse]

"Going outside is lovely, but I can't do that anymore... Do you not like the rain?"

[enviouslilsnake]

Im not a fan of water in general. If i recall, correctly fresh air is generally good for people. Why can't you go outside

[colorfallscurse]

"I can't go outside because I'm sick... I would get others sick..."

[enviouslilsnake]

You'd get others sick just walking out of your house and standing there? Damn

[colorfallscurse]

"Well I am sadly getting Home sick, so I think so...?"

[enviouslilsnake]

*he froze, as if he just realized the building he was standing in had eyes, but he regained composure quickly* Ah. Well, that's probably actually due to the fact you're always in here

[colorfallscurse]

"Maybe... but we don't want to risk it... or at least Frank doesn't... He already doesn't trust Barnaby but Barnaby doesn't care and still hangs outside..."

[enviouslilsnake]

Ah. Hm.. I dont know how to help, Aloe is busy and only crosses 2 dimensional barriers like. Ever

[colorfallscurse]

"You don't have to help! I got used to living like this"

[enviouslilsnake]

It can't be fun, and it's certainly not normal to live like this.

[colorfallscurse]

"I mean painting has gotten a lot worse now that every color is turned to black and white..."

[enviouslilsnake]

You don't even have shades of grey? Yeesh.

[colorfallscurse]

"I have seen a few greys but thats only when its like a neutral color and not one that can be turned black and white..."

[enviouslilsnake]

If I know anything, I know you can make a lot of shades of grey and you can make pretty detailed things in monochrome..

[colorfallscurse]

"Hm"

[enviouslilsnake]

*he shrugged* I'm not an artist. So don't quote me on any of this

[enviouslilsnake]

Ok! so I send you to au now! off to colorsick you go! Wally will be there to chat but a few neighbors will be around if you need them! @colorfallscurse

I didn't sign up for this

I'll, uh. Tell the others you're gonna be gone.

Q<Q

[colorfallscurse]

*Looks up at the giant snake* "Erm... How-"

[enviouslilsnake]

Well, that wasn't as awful as the first time

*he turned his head to look at the one talking*

Your guess is as good as mine. I dont know how these voices shunt me places.

[colorfallscurse]

"Voices...?"

[enviouslilsnake]

The anons- i don't know how to explain it

[colorfallscurse]

"Huh... Why did they bring you here...? I am sick... I don't want to get you sick.."

[enviouslilsnake]

Honestly, your guess is as good as mine. Probably because I said illnesses don't affect me like they do mortals.

[colorfallscurse]

"Oh... wait you aren't mortal...?"

[enviouslilsnake]

No, i stopped being mortal a couple thousand years ago. *he shrugged as if this were as simple as saying the sky was blue*

[colorfallscurse]

"Oh.. uhm neat..? Sorry if I seem rude... its... been awhile since I last spoke to someone face to face.."

[enviouslilsnake]

I can tell. *he coiled up and set his head on his bracers.*

It's fine, though

[colorfallscurse]

"So uhm, what's your name...?"

[enviouslilsnake]

*he propped his head up on his hand. There was the obvious clink of his bracers tapping his neck piece* Jealousy, and I'm going to assume you are the wally the anons told me of?

[colorfallscurse]

"Uhm... yeah... I would make you tea but Howdy hasn't made any shipments of things that can become tea to me recently..."

[enviouslilsnake]

*jealousy tilted his head* Hmm, I don't have any on hand, so unfortunately, I think that's out of question in general.

[colorfallscurse]

"Do you know when you are going to be brought back home or...?"

[enviouslilsnake]

Whenever it's decided, I go home. I dont actually know

[colorfallscurse]

"So you can't control when you go home? Thats kind of sad... that you can't control that."

[enviouslilsnake]

Oh, it's fine. It means I'm not to blame if it takes forever to get home

[colorfallscurse]

"So uhm what do you do normally...?"

[enviouslilsnake]

When I'm waiting? Sunbathe, unless it's raining, then hide from the rain

[colorfallscurse]

"Going outside is lovely, but I can't do that anymore... Do you not like the rain?"

[enviouslilsnake]

Im not a fan of water in general. If i recall, correctly fresh air is generally good for people. Why can't you go outside

[colorfallscurse]

"I can't go outside because I'm sick... I would get others sick..."

[enviouslilsnake]

You'd get others sick just walking out of your house and standing there? Damn

[colorfallscurse]

"Well I am sadly getting Home sick, so I think so...?"

[enviouslilsnake]

*he froze, as if he just realized the building he was standing in had eyes, but he regained composure quickly* Ah. Well, that's probably actually due to the fact you're always in here

[colorfallscurse]

"Maybe... but we don't want to risk it... or at least Frank doesn't... He already doesn't trust Barnaby but Barnaby doesn't care and still hangs outside..."

[enviouslilsnake]

Ah. Hm.. I dont know how to help, Aloe is busy and only crosses 2 dimensional barriers like. Ever

[colorfallscurse]

"You don't have to help! I got used to living like this"

[enviouslilsnake]

It can't be fun, and it's certainly not normal to live like this.

[colorfallscurse]

"I mean painting has gotten a lot worse now that every color is turned to black and white..."

[enviouslilsnake]

You don't even have shades of grey? Yeesh.

[colorfallscurse]

"I have seen a few greys but thats only when its like a neutral color and not one that can be turned black and white..."

[enviouslilsnake]

If I know anything, I know you can make a lot of shades of grey and you can make pretty detailed things in monochrome..

[enviouslilsnake]

Ok! so I send you to au now! off to colorsick you go! Wally will be there to chat but a few neighbors will be around if you need them! @colorfallscurse

I didn't sign up for this

I'll, uh. Tell the others you're gonna be gone.

Q<Q

[colorfallscurse]

*Looks up at the giant snake* "Erm... How-"

[enviouslilsnake]

Well, that wasn't as awful as the first time

*he turned his head to look at the one talking*

Your guess is as good as mine. I dont know how these voices shunt me places.

[colorfallscurse]

"Voices...?"

[enviouslilsnake]

The anons- i don't know how to explain it

[colorfallscurse]

"Huh... Why did they bring you here...? I am sick... I don't want to get you sick.."

[enviouslilsnake]

Honestly, your guess is as good as mine. Probably because I said illnesses don't affect me like they do mortals.

[colorfallscurse]

"Oh... wait you aren't mortal...?"

[enviouslilsnake]

No, i stopped being mortal a couple thousand years ago. *he shrugged as if this were as simple as saying the sky was blue*

[colorfallscurse]

"Oh.. uhm neat..? Sorry if I seem rude... its... been awhile since I last spoke to someone face to face.."

[enviouslilsnake]

I can tell. *he coiled up and set his head on his bracers.*

It's fine, though

[colorfallscurse]

"So uhm, what's your name...?"

[enviouslilsnake]

*he propped his head up on his hand. There was the obvious clink of his bracers tapping his neck piece* Jealousy, and I'm going to assume you are the wally the anons told me of?

[colorfallscurse]

"Uhm... yeah... I would make you tea but Howdy hasn't made any shipments of things that can become tea to me recently..."

[enviouslilsnake]

*jealousy tilted his head* Hmm, I don't have any on hand, so unfortunately, I think that's out of question in general.

[colorfallscurse]

"Do you know when you are going to be brought back home or...?"

[enviouslilsnake]

Whenever it's decided, I go home. I dont actually know

[colorfallscurse]

"So you can't control when you go home? Thats kind of sad... that you can't control that."

[enviouslilsnake]

Oh, it's fine. It means I'm not to blame if it takes forever to get home

[colorfallscurse]

"So uhm what do you do normally...?"

[enviouslilsnake]

When I'm waiting? Sunbathe, unless it's raining, then hide from the rain

[colorfallscurse]

"Going outside is lovely, but I can't do that anymore... Do you not like the rain?"

[enviouslilsnake]

Im not a fan of water in general. If i recall, correctly fresh air is generally good for people. Why can't you go outside

[colorfallscurse]

"I can't go outside because I'm sick... I would get others sick..."

[enviouslilsnake]

You'd get others sick just walking out of your house and standing there? Damn

[colorfallscurse]

"Well I am sadly getting Home sick, so I think so...?"

[enviouslilsnake]

*he froze, as if he just realized the building he was standing in had eyes, but he regained composure quickly* Ah. Well, that's probably actually due to the fact you're always in here

[colorfallscurse]

"Maybe... but we don't want to risk it... or at least Frank doesn't... He already doesn't trust Barnaby but Barnaby doesn't care and still hangs outside..."

[enviouslilsnake]

Ah. Hm.. I dont know how to help, Aloe is busy and only crosses 2 dimensional barriers like. Ever

[colorfallscurse]

"You don't have to help! I got used to living like this"

[enviouslilsnake]

It can't be fun, and it's certainly not normal to live like this.

[colorfallscurse]

"I mean painting has gotten a lot worse now that every color is turned to black and white..."

[enviouslilsnake]

You don't even have shades of grey? Yeesh.

[enviouslilsnake]

Ok! so I send you to au now! off to colorsick you go! Wally will be there to chat but a few neighbors will be around if you need them! @colorfallscurse

I didn't sign up for this

I'll, uh. Tell the others you're gonna be gone.

Q<Q

[colorfallscurse]

*Looks up at the giant snake* "Erm... How-"

[enviouslilsnake]

Well, that wasn't as awful as the first time

*he turned his head to look at the one talking*

Your guess is as good as mine. I dont know how these voices shunt me places.

[colorfallscurse]

"Voices...?"

[enviouslilsnake]

The anons- i don't know how to explain it

[colorfallscurse]

"Huh... Why did they bring you here...? I am sick... I don't want to get you sick.."

[enviouslilsnake]

Honestly, your guess is as good as mine. Probably because I said illnesses don't affect me like they do mortals.

[colorfallscurse]

"Oh... wait you aren't mortal...?"

[enviouslilsnake]

No, i stopped being mortal a couple thousand years ago. *he shrugged as if this were as simple as saying the sky was blue*

[colorfallscurse]

"Oh.. uhm neat..? Sorry if I seem rude... its... been awhile since I last spoke to someone face to face.."

[enviouslilsnake]

I can tell. *he coiled up and set his head on his bracers.*

It's fine, though

[colorfallscurse]

"So uhm, what's your name...?"

[enviouslilsnake]

*he propped his head up on his hand. There was the obvious clink of his bracers tapping his neck piece* Jealousy, and I'm going to assume you are the wally the anons told me of?

[colorfallscurse]

"Uhm... yeah... I would make you tea but Howdy hasn't made any shipments of things that can become tea to me recently..."

[enviouslilsnake]

*jealousy tilted his head* Hmm, I don't have any on hand, so unfortunately, I think that's out of question in general.

[colorfallscurse]

"Do you know when you are going to be brought back home or...?"

[enviouslilsnake]

Whenever it's decided, I go home. I dont actually know

[colorfallscurse]

"So you can't control when you go home? Thats kind of sad... that you can't control that."

[enviouslilsnake]

Oh, it's fine. It means I'm not to blame if it takes forever to get home

[colorfallscurse]

"So uhm what do you do normally...?"

[enviouslilsnake]

When I'm waiting? Sunbathe, unless it's raining, then hide from the rain

[colorfallscurse]

"Going outside is lovely, but I can't do that anymore... Do you not like the rain?"

[enviouslilsnake]

Im not a fan of water in general. If i recall, correctly fresh air is generally good for people. Why can't you go outside

[colorfallscurse]

"I can't go outside because I'm sick... I would get others sick..."

[enviouslilsnake]

You'd get others sick just walking out of your house and standing there? Damn

[colorfallscurse]

"Well I am sadly getting Home sick, so I think so...?"

[enviouslilsnake]

*he froze, as if he just realized the building he was standing in had eyes, but he regained composure quickly* Ah. Well, that's probably actually due to the fact you're always in here

[colorfallscurse]

"Maybe... but we don't want to risk it... or at least Frank doesn't... He already doesn't trust Barnaby but Barnaby doesn't care and still hangs outside..."

[enviouslilsnake]

Ah. Hm.. I dont know how to help, Aloe is busy and only crosses 2 dimensional barriers like. Ever

[colorfallscurse]

"You don't have to help! I got used to living like this"

[enviouslilsnake]

It can't be fun, and it's certainly not normal to live like this.