Envy the Jealous (An RP/Ask blog)

Back from long hiatus! "Humans are like a bad joke that keeps getting dumber. Don't you dare condescend to me." Indie 2003/BrotherhoodRP blog (Icon by Marinxy)

[envy-the-sadistic]

( can child and crossover characters interact )

Yes but I can't promise I will have a response.

[cheerforrevenge]

super fun, interesting, witty caption.

Here's the original, from 2021:

[cheerforrevenge]

Someone liked my old af kimvy drawing from -checks notes- 18 million years ago (2014). I am actively repulsed by it now so I decided to attempt a redraw! Turned out pretty good, I think.

Bonus, original under the cut!

[envy-the-sadistic]

Every now and then I come back to scope things out. How is the RP scene on here these days ?

[mewi-archive-deactivated2024061]

Greed would love the cha cha cha 😌

[envy-the-sadistic]

((another longshot but i used to talk a lot with a person on here by the username almightylirinandbrokenwarprince. If anyone has contact with that person, i would be interested in speaking again. They were a lot of fun :’) 

downside of having this account for as long as I have is that most of my peers have left, never to be heard from again.))

[envy-the-sadistic]

"That sounds like a better fate THAN PLAYING THIS SHITTY GAME!" Throws the controller at the wall. @katsu-at-the-bottom

"If you hate it so much, why play?"

[envy-the-sadistic]

What's your most favorite memory during your time in Ishval?

"The blood, the screams, the way it took so little to start something so big."

[envy-the-sadistic]

When making your victims suffer, do you prefer tearing them limb from limb or a more psychological approach?

Now this was a question. Lips curling into a smirk, the homunculus considered the anonymous figure before them.

"That depends." There was a pause, Envy's features reflecting gleeful cruelty. "There's something so enjoyable about taking someone apart piece by piece. Watching someone fall to pieces before me-- have you ever seen something so delicious?"

There was another pause, Envy looking almost wistful, as though remembering some long-passed moment of cruelty.

"Although, you humans are so fragile. Limb from limb, you only get a short while to play. Breaking the mind? I can have hours, days, weeks even, if I play it right."

[envy-the-sadistic]

"Who does your hair?" @katsu-at-the-bottom

"I do, of course."

[envy-the-sadistic]

Do you wear makeup?

"What's it to you?"

[envy-the-sadistic]

💼 for a work headcanon @katsu-at-the-bottom

Envy has a strong work ethic. Especially if it is something they get enjoyment out of.

[envy-the-sadistic]

🌼

send 🌼 for a happiness headcanon

Envy really enjoys praise. Even if they pretend they don't.

[envy-the-sadistic]

I posted a silly headcanon thing and then bailed to do some chores and eat lunch and came back to this.

[envy-the-sadistic]

ok we’re in the clear

[envy-the-sadistic]

I posted a silly headcanon thing and then bailed to do some chores and eat lunch and came back to this.

[envy-the-sadistic]

💩 for a ridiculous headcanon @katsu-at-the-bottom

Envy would talk mad shit about trash reality shows but they would also spend a lot of downtime watching them and keeping up with the drama

[winterbugsy]

she’s proud of them, but she just wishes she could tell them that