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SUHO || 22 || Producer

[enxsuho]

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[enxsuho]

I don't need to know the size of your penis. I already know! "extra small." Right? RIGHT?!!?!?!? ['slaps knee.] - SV

Ha. Ha. Ha. [` glares ] ... Maybe. OKAY. NO, NOT EXTRA SMALL.

[enxsuho]

I'm lucky I can remember where I left my ass twelve minutes ago Suho. I swear to god it was me. I'm your Secret Valentine. Valentine Anon - All those lovely things. I sent a bunch of bad pick up lines, I guess they didn't go through. I'm cry.

[` snorts ] So you're giving me a hint about yourself as well now.. Alright, alright! I believe you. [` nods quickly before he laughs ] It's okay, since you're already entertaining me with your forgetfulness. 

[enxsuho]

I need to know your favorite color, your shirt size, your pant size and whether you like boxers of briefs. - SV

Would you like to know my penis size as well, valentine? 

[enxsuho]

what's your s/o

Let's get one thing straight: I'm not. I'm bisexual.

[enxsuho]

Yes, that was me, VA.

...But my valentine usually says "SV" at the end of his or her questions. [` stares with a suspicious look ]  

[enxsuho]

Pardon me, is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I keep seeing myself in your pants.

[` snorts before he whistles ] It might be the second. 

[enxsuho]

Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.

See, running is not one of the things that makes me happy.. [` sighs ] 

[enxsuho]

I lost my virginity... can I have yours?

Is this the valentine anon? 

[enxsuho]

Sass might get you everywhere Suho. But on a serious tip, what kind of things make you happy? I need to know so I can get you a proper valentine's day present.

[` rolls his eyes before he sighs and smiles slightly ] Alright, alright! What makes me happy.. [` looks away for a while, thinking ] That's not really a specific question, but porn, looking in mirrors, music, poems.. Yea, that kind of stuff. 

[weareone-sehunbaek]

[enxsuho]

"I really feel like making out right now.''

[enxsuho]

I ain't Aladdin, but you can rub my lamp. I might even give you three wishes.

Are there limits with the wishes? 

[enxsuho]

Hey baby, I can show you the world.

So can a world map. [` snorts ]

[jungette-deactivated20140314]

Ah, you just are {he nudged you teasingly, displaying a grin he placed a flick on your florehead}

[enxsuho]

[` chuckles ] You're so good at explaining things! [` snorts before he blinks when his finger harshly hits his forehead, glaring at him ] Hey, don't be so violent, kid! 

[kxxjvng-deactivated20140312]

I’m fine, bored, tired {/she shrugged}

[enxsuho]

Same.. [` sighs ] I owe you coffee by the way. 

[kxxjvng-deactivated20140312]

Then lets go to the cafe {/she grinned}

[enxsuho]

[` nods quickly and slowly starts walking to the direction of the coffee shop ] So, Joohyun.. 

[enxsuho]