ninnies on the glass

zoe | 22 | she/her

[prophetic-writer]

“What if I write it and it’s bad-”

WHAT IF YOU WRITE IT AND ITS GOOD? WHAT IF YOU WRITE IT AND ITS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED? WHAT THEN????

[aridellia]

[mousemilf]

Charlie Brown: I just hope Lucy isn't mean to me today.

Snoopy and Woodstock B Plot:

[cerealmilquetoast]

hi!

long time no see, tumblr. i'm gonna come clean and say i've returned with an underlying motive. i’m trying to get my essays on medium out there! so here’s an introduction. i’m zoe, an essayist from the philippines who’s main themes focus on feminism, body image, sex, sexuality, and beauty. here’s my medium essays for anyone that's curious about my work:

the birds and the bee app: bumble and hookup culture 101

full nest, empty eggs (my journey with pcos and infertility acceptance)

babyface (the condescending nature of “cute” as a compliment)

i’m glad we’re on the same page (tfw your bumble matches never wanna see you again after you fuck them lol) ((also an excerpt from my chapbook!))

[ashereden]

Are you being a good girl?

no I’m chewing on electrical cords

[propalitet]

fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

[revolutionarytea]

My brother and I trying to piece together our dad’s life based on random info he casually brings up once and then never mentions again

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When my great grandpa was on his deathbed my grandpa (his son) was with him and says his last words were “I told them they shouldn’t have hanged that woman. Well by damn they’re paying now” and no one in my family knows what the fuck that means

[bbcwhereareyou]

My grandmother was harassing me about the dangers of online dating, and my grandpa was like, “Oh fer crying out loud, leave her alone. My parents met online, she’ll be fine.” Apparenly my great grandparents were both telegraph operators who would chat over the line in between messages and fell in love and my great grandma moved halfway across the country to marry a dude she met over the telegraph.

No one alive in the family had ever heard this story until like 70+ years later when I happened to start seeing a dude from OK Cupid.

[howtobake-remaking]

Ripley's don't believe it

[howtobake-remaking]

[doped-up-marxist]

[cannibalchicken]

[cleopatrachampagne]

[edwad]

If you were a baby bird I would feed you cigarette butts and pieces of plastic

i understand

[2nowfort]

men go to venice to suck more penice

[ghostlypals]

[skatalite]

i would be such a shit dj I just know i’d keep throwing the tom and jerry scream in my mixes

[hooved]

[enbyzombies]

[text; I want slime. I want alien sex. I demand alien sex!]

[rslashrats]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the kids arent supposed to go in the cubbies unless they really need something but these 2 girls were sitting in there lookin mischievous so i go to investigate & theyre huddled around this like magnadoodle where one of them is writing “PISS” in big ass letters

[moveslikekeithrichards]

artistic rendition

[spirulin4]

cite my sources? how about my beautiful mind