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why hasn’t Eoin or Disney or Hyperion or anybody contacted me for this url yet
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Rock on \m/
why hasn't Eoin or Disney or Hyperion or anybody contacted me for this url yet
*changes cover art halfway through series*
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Eoin Colfer at the Dublin launch of Books to Die For (x)
keeping it hip and funky fresh~
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Eoin Colfer at the Dublin launch of Books to Die For (x)
FYI
Artemis Fowl (Book 1) is available for free in Kindle version on Amazon right now
It’s true!
A great chance to get some of Mr. Colfer's work (legally!) for free :)
Author of Artemis Fowl visits Camp Half-Blood (x)
Interviewer: When I told a friend I was reading Plugged, he wanted to know if there were any fart jokes in it. Because farts seem to recur quite a lot in your books. I did find one fart reference.
Eoin Colfer: I can’t remember now. I hope I limited myself to just one. The old flatulence jokes got a bit out of hand in Artemis, so I think it’s time to leave those behind me, if you’ll pardon the pun.
Interviewer: God appears and says you can only write OR read. Which would it be?
Eoin Colfer: I would have to say read. Otherwise I could only read my own stuff and how shit would that be. Especially since I wrote it.
Interviewer: The pitch for your next book is...?
Eoin Colfer: It’s a time travel trilogy where the FBI have discovered a wormhole and are using it to hide federal witnesses in the past.
Interviewer: What's your most satisfying writing moment?
Eoin Colfer: I think when Artemis Fowl was voted the UK’s favourite Puffin Classic ever. In your face, Roald Dahl. Sorry, that was childish.
Interviewer: Which fictional character would you most like to have been?
Eoin Colfer: I think I would like to have been Doctor Watson. Watson followed Holmes around taking notes, so he was involved in the thrilling adventures but also got to do what I love best: write. Having to fight in the Afghan wars might be a bit of a drawback.